Chapter 29: Howdy Pressing

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Grace was inspecting McCree's gun before Tracer kicked the door down with Emily following close behind. "Hiya!" Tracer s c r e a m e d .

Grace hid McCree's gun under the pillow. McCree was laying on a bed next to Grace. He was face down and obviously crying. His depression was really out of hand.

"How's Mr. Cowboy doing?" Tracer was way too optimistic and it made McCree roll over.

"How can you be so happy?" McCree asked sadly. "There ain't enough time to enjoy living."

Tracer's smile faded and she stood still like a normal person. "Ana sent her to help." Emily rested her hand on Tracer's shoulder. "Because she's the most unrealistically happy person on planet Earth since that one guy died."

"Oh that's great." Grace smiled.

Grace moved over and allowed Tracer to approach McCree. "I've got the best thing to cheer you up."

She held out her hand towards Emily. Emily looked at her girlfriend's hand with confusion so Tracer blinked out of the room and blinked back in with a joke book in her hand.

She turned to a random page, "The worst job I ever had was working in a record factory making cowboy records." She read "Howdy pressing." She XDed.

McCree began to weep. Tracer made a mistake by reading that joke. She looked at the title of the book it was titled Depressing Cowboy Jokes and she threw the book across the room.

Emily had fixed the door back on its hinges with some super glue and tape before Hanzo Ryu ga waga teki wo kuraued down the door. His dragons ate it. The door is gone forever. Rip door :( "Why is McCree crying again‽" Hanzo exclaimed with an interobang {look it up}.

Tracer tried to zip out of the room but she lagged out and ran into a wall. She recalled back the where she was standing and awkwardly ran past Hanzo to get away from him. Emily slipped out behind Hanzo also.

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Hanzo ignored Tracer and sat down next to McCree with a groan of Japanese anger. He gave McCree a dvd case. It was the Gintama delux season 1-54 plus all 17 OVA's golden disk set that included a poster of all the characters dabbing.

Gintama was McCree's favorite anime since he first watched it a day ago but he didn't even smile when he saw Hanzo's gift. He only took it and let three teardrops fall on the golden case. "There ain't enough time in a lifetime to watch all 54 seasons." He sniffed.

"I have watched all 54 seasons." Hanzo said. "There is more than enough time."

"Not for me." McCree stared at the case with sadness.

Hanzo looked at Grace with a "Thank you. Please leave." expression. Grace stood up and quietly walked out of the room with understanding. 

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