Chapter 95: Blink and You'll Miss it

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Meanwhile, a mile up in the air, a storm was brewing. Not one you'd normally expect to be brewing that high up, one of thunder and lightning and hail, but instead one of pain. Physical pain, concentrated into a single cloudy form. In the center of the cloud was Bill, he had his eyes closed, but his face was wracked with concentration. When he opened his eyes the cloud rushed forward and enveloped Roadhog, who was preparing his next attack. Bill smiled, that move had successfully killed many Overwatch members, people who had seemed to pose as much of a challenge as this pig god did. But when the cloud passed Roadhog continued to float there, holding his protein drink in his mouth and having a nice long draft of the stuff. When he was done he put it away and cocked his head towards Bill, as if saying "that was all‽"


The battle had raged for minutes, with each minute that passed bringing out stranger attacks from Bill, who didn't seem to really have that much up his sleeve to begin with. Roadhog was baffled with the amount of techniques the homosexual rocket ape could do. At first, Bill just used his fists, but Roadhog was equally fast as Bill's fists so Bill had to go to level two. He went on to energy attacks, laser beams, etc. But it was all for naught; Roadhog's rubber like fat just absorbed it without any problem. At the end, he resorted to the cloud of pain, which didn't work either.


But nothing prepared Roadhog for what Bill did next. Bill flew towards Roadhog extremely quickly. Unfortunately for Bill, Roadhog was too quick, the flying op man barely nicked him.


When Bill stopped Roadhog asked, "And what was that? We can stop if you wan-"


But Bill was laughing too hard for Roadhog to finish, and that was when Roadhog noticed what happened; his sippy boi was falling to the ground, as Bill had cut off the string that kept it on Roadhog's belt/waistband.


"That? What was that‽ That was your last mistake pig man!" Bill screamed before he pressed Q.


Roadhog's eyes opened wide underneath his mask, just remembering what Bill's ultimate really was; it could kill anyone, anywhere. With his Mountain Dew:Code Red bottle he might have just gotten off with a scratch, but without it... he shuddered to think it. But he was about to experience it all the same.


For a couple of seconds, nothing happened. A few seconds later Roadhog felt the giant weight on his heart. It felt like what his couch must feel like when he sat on it {lol gotem}. For a while, Roadhog felt that this could actually be the end, and thought "It was always going to be a heart attack wasn't it."


Bill was laughing hard, too hard for someone that emo looking. "XD," {yes he said XD out loud but he's just the kind of guy that would do that}, "You look so hilarious! Just writhing around, dying! God! Dying! Who would have thought little old Bill could do it!" Bill screamed while barely being able to keep himself airborne in his laughing spell.


And for Roadhog that was the last straw. He felt that if this loser got his powers that the world wouldn't just suffer, it would be completely destroyed, replaced with another world and destroyed again. So he resolved to do the thing that even his predecessor was never able to do; he turned back time! He summoned a time glyph, except this time it was less of a circular structure and more of a spherical one, and using it he moved time backward. Sure it was a wimpy version of time travel but it was time travel all the same. He transported his body below the neck back to what it was 30 seconds before, making it perfectly fine. Even his sippy boy was back {praise the sippy boy}!

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