Junkrat motioned for everyone else to follow his lead. He stepped onto one of the front desks. "Hello, I am a normal citizen with a bank licence," he said. He used words he didn't quite understand. He was just mimicking his father from when they used to rob banks together. "I am here to inspect your banking processes."
Junkrat looked deep into the bank teller's eyes. "Yasmin," He looked off her name tag, "You gotta believe me."
"K," Yasmin said.
"Cool," he climbed over the counter and the others followed suit. None of the other tellers seemed to care.
They all walked through the bank until they came across the bank vault. "Woah, banks still look like this?" Genji said.
"What did you think they were like?" Doomfist asked. He spoke bitterly to Genji because he was an Overwatch member and that was bad.
"I thought there would be a giant ATM back here or something," Genji shrugged not noticing Doomfist's tone.
During those three lines of dialogue, Junkrat finished setting up bombs all over the vault. "Wait wouldn't that give us away?" Reaper stopped Junkrat before he pressed his bomb button.
Junkrat rolled his eyes. He hated it when people stop him from blowing something up. "But how are are we supposed to get in?" he asked.
"Key?" Doomfist suggested and everyone looked at each other and they seemed to agree.
Suddenly, Reinhardt crashed through the walls of the bank with the word "Disguise" written in red sharpie on his armor. "I'M HERE TO ASSIST YOU IN YOUR BANK ROBBING ACTIVITIES, FRIENDS!" he shouted at the top of his very large lungs.
A couple of tense seconds passed. Sirens started wailing but Reinhardt continued on to find the rest of the gang. Junkrat shrugged and blew up the vault door. "I thought you didn't want to come in?" Genji asked as he picked up a few bags of money because that's how it really looks inside bank vaults.
"I got bored!" Reinhardt laughed scooping up a giant armfull.
"Ha! So that's all it takes to twist you old man! I didn't think you were such a pushover!" Then Doomfist did the one thing he knew would end in disaster, but didn't remember that just then; he playfully patted Rein on the back. For most people, the pure power behind a touch from Doomfist could completely atomize them.
Fortunately, nothing happened. Doomfist was confused, and asked why Rein hadn't burst into white hot sawdust.
"Ha! It is quite a tale!" Reinhardt recounted whilst still gathering money. "Before I got so old, I used to be even more sexy than you! Even in my old age I am more than a match for you."
"Neat," Doomfist said.
"Hey guys, the cops are still on their way!" Reaper noted.
"Don't worry you dipstick. We've got all the money now so we can get the H out of H." Junkrat said, high on adrenaline.
They ran for the door as quick as their speedy abilities could take them while still being able to hold onto money bags. The gang was almost to the door when a police van crashed into their getaway car with no regard to how inconvenient that was for them.
Junkrat fumbled for a second, but he stopped as a light bulb appeared over his head, "Guys, hide behind this giant pillar every bank has, I have an idea."
The cop's door slammed shut, and a high pitched girly voiced cop talked to the other horse legged cop while the two were running up the several flights of stairs, "Alright rookie, this is your first time on the job. Just follow my lead and we'll be fine!"
D.va and Orisa stood in front of the hole left by Rein's giant body and D.va said, "Well it looks like we have another mystery on our hands."

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