Overwatch Fanfiction: The Love We Feel 💕COMPLETED💕

Chapter 84: General Mei

Mei invited everyone. Nobody was excluded but those on her fiance's party. Everyone else, male or female, was allowed to join. And what was Mei's super awesome, all inclusive, bachelorette party... an all expenses paid day of mini golf at Uncle Bucko's Mini Golf Emporium and Gift Shop.

Everybody got their golf clubs and their very specifically colored balls, then Mei gathered everyone together. Sombra and Moira found themselves holding golf clubs and balls as if they weren't the ones to pick them out for themselves. It turns out they were both extremely delirious because of the circumstances.

"When did we get here? And why am I holding a medium sized putter and a puke green golf ball?" Moira asked, sounding half asleep despite being fully awake.

"Ya and why is everything spinning?" Sombra asked.

"I think we're experiencing social vertigo... oh that's good saying, I'll have to write that down somewhere."

Sombra scoffed, "Social vertigo? What's that?"

"I think it's being thrust into an unfavorable social situation you were not prepared for and feeling sick while doing it."

"Ah."

Just then Mei jumped up on a picnic table and banged her club twice for everyone's attention. She began to speak, but not in her usual annoying Chinese accent, but an annoying Chinese accent with some militarism in it.

"Alright listen up you trollops, we are going to be playing one of the most extreme sports in the entire world..."

"Mini golf?" McCree asked.

"Yes you miserable maggot! Mini golf is a sacred sport, whose mastery is passed from one master to another, down the lines forever; just as my knowledge was given from Master Bucko," she pointed to a one toothed yokel who waved at them from the ball dispenser, "to me."

"It seems we are already paired up in pairs of two." Mei noted. This was true, as many of the couples and the best friends were standing next to each other {excluding Sombra and Moira, who were only standing next to each other because they were the only Talon members there.n fact, they still hated each other quite a lot}. "But mini golf requires teams of 4 to be played efficiently, so I want your already established pairs to be grouped together with another pair; no exceptions!"

Sombra and Moira didn't even know what was going on, so they got paired with the weird cowboy and his short Japanese husband. It wasn't their choice, it was simply the will of the winds. Sombra silently cursed the mini golf gods. Mei was with Ana to begin with, and they were paired with Bastion and Emily {a literal laser guided death machine and Bastion}. All the other pairings were unimportant.

"Alrighty, now that all the teams have been paired together, we can discuss our game for today. We are at war; the goal? To beat all other teams at mini golf. The prize? Well seeing as mini golf is such a sacred game, we must have a reward of equal value... 50 DOLLARS AT THE UNCLE BUCKO GIFT SHOP AND FREE MINI GOLF GAMES FOR LIFE, brought to you by Uncle Bucko's Mini Golf Emporium and Gift Shop. Are the stakes clear? Yes‽" Everybody nodded, "Good. Let the games... begin!"