Chapter 33: Beep Boops are not welcome in the Local Dairy Queen

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Tracer was indeed not at Dairy Queen but Pharah and Mercy honestly weren't trying that hard to look. What was there was a big buff, pink haired, Tumblr butch lesbian working there that yelled at Pharah because she thought she was an Omnic with her armor on.

"You can't yell at customers, Zarya." another employee slapped Zarya's shoulder and had to hold back tears because those muscles can break any type of bone. "We serve everyone Omnic and human."

"Forgive me." Zarya said russianly. "In Russia we not respect beep boops." Mercy gasped because beep boop was a racial slur for Omnics.

"Wait," Pharah said. "Aren't you that one WWE wrestler?"

Pharah was forced to watch a lot of WWE after Ana and Reinhardt started dating because Reinhardt was obsessed with watching people act like they were fighting. Phara recognized the scar on Zarya's face because of that one time she threw herself at the chairs instead of having someone throw a chair at her.

"Yes, I work at the Dairy Queen now." Zarya said. "Order or leave."

Pharah was planning on getting Zarya's autograph to give to Reinhardt in hopes that it would please Ana enough for her to at least be nice for once. Zarya was kinda scary so she just decided to order.

Mercy and Pharah both ordered a small Chips Ahoy! Blizzard to try. Mercy got a four piece chicken basket and Pharah got a six piece chicken basket. As they waited for their food, they tortured themselves by watching Zarya navigate through the narrow kitchen place.

"I wonder why a WWE star is working at Dairy Queen..." Mercy wondered.

"Dairy Queen doesn't really fit her." Pharah held back a laugh.

"More like she doesn't fit in the Dairy Queen." Mercy was also trying not to laugh.

Zarya set out a tray with both of the chicken baskets on it. When Pharah went to go get it, Zarya had finished making the Blizzards. She had to flip them upside down in order to prove that they were real Blizzards but her grip was too strong and one's ice cream plopped into Mercy's food.

Zarya smacked her lips in disappointment. "... is free."  

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