Overwatch Fanfiction: The Love We Feel 💕COMPLETED💕

Chapter 57: Roadhog Ascends Further

Meanwhile in Heaven, Roadhog was standing on the cloud top looking at the face of God himself. God was apparently terminally obese.

"Welcome to my home, Roadhog," God said. His voice sounded like 12 harps playing at once in different formations.

"Um, actually my name is Mak-" Roadhog began to correct God before he put a finger on Roadhog's mask.

"We have much to discuss, there's no time for things like names, man." God gestured towards a cloud pavilion in the center of the cloud. God gently floated his 800 pound figure to the pavilion, into a chair the size of the Mississippi River. Roadhog just walked like a normal person.

Once Roadhog arrived, he sat in his own Mississippi sized chair across from God. God said while looking out onto the rest of Heaven below him, "Ah beautiful isn't it, it's almost sad that I have to retire."

Roadhog barely heard God say this, as he had noticed some books on the table in the middle of the pavilion. The books all had different titles which include, The Real Christianbuddist Bible (with subtitles saying: We Swear it's 100% real this time), The Book of Pure Horror (it radiated the purest forms of fear and was completely black) and The Book of the Dead. The Book of the Dead caught Roadhog's attention.

God kept speaking as if Roadhog had replied to his previous statement, "But nobody can work forever, that would suck. Now that you're here I think I can finally pass on the torch."

Roadhog barely registered this statement, and he picked up the Book of The Dead. Once he opened it, he found that it worked similarly to a group chat at the end of the book, the name of a person and where they are going shows up at the last page. It went fast, but not fast enough for Roadhog. He noticed something very frightening...

God continued, "Of course I can't give you all the power in the world without you understanding all of my powe-" God was stopped by Roadhog throwing the Book of the Dead at God's obese head.

"Bro what was that for man," God exclaimed with a period because he was too chill for exclamation marks.

Roadhog responded in an equally chill manner, "Sorry, I needed to get your attention. I noticed that my boi Junkrat is pretty dead, can you change that for me cuz I'm like your successor or something."

God pondered this question, and responded, "Naw he's not a part of my plans dude, but you can bring him back to life when you get all my abilities."

Roadhog shrugged and accepted Junkrat's fate.

A few hours later, Roadhog was learning from God the art of creating new universes on a nearby cloud cliff, and Roadhog's patience had run out. He interrupted God to ask, "How am I even supposed to get your power?"

God answered cautiously, "Um, whoever kills me inherits my power. So you'll have to find a way to kill me."

Then Roadhog hooked God off the cliff. Just like that, Roadhog became the new God of the Universe. He felt nothing for a second, until a divine light began to escape from his eyeballs.

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Junkrat opened his eyes to see a trash ceiling above him. He was in a trash coffin, that much was to be expected after he most certainly died because of that British twit. What Junkrat didn't understand was why he was capable of thought. He decided to try and forget what he saw for the few hours he was dead and attempted to open the coffin {bag}.