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dedicated to me cos it isn't good enough for anyone to want it yet :)

hstylesxo: my sister isn't available. piss off.

liamliamliam: i didn't mean it like thatttt ugh

niallhoran: u asked if u could fuck his sister. there's only one way to mean it.

zayn: unless he's on a beat and delete one

hstylesxo: you're not fucking my sister

daddydani: jeez. language fellas

zayn: innit. what crawled up ur asshole and died there harry

hstylesxo: nobody is in my asshole fyi

niallhoran: bet you wish somebody was tho ;)

liamliamliam: i don't get it

liamliamliam: oh

liamliamliam: OH

liamliamliam: lmao

daddydani: okay me af

hstylesxo: ur all annoying

daddydani: well fuck you too

zayn: what's up haz x

niallhoran: ship

liamliamliam: what

daddydani: same @ liam

hstylesxo: my cat is dying :(

niallhoran: lol

zayn: aw not bby dusty :(

daddydani: smh don't be rude niall

hstylesxo: mhm :(

daddydani: she'll be okay h xxxx

hstylesxo: you really think so??

zayn: yeah we do we're here for you

liamliamliam: i just came back from the toilet but poor harry i hope you're all okay :)

hstylesxo: thanks guys

niallhoran: okay but who names their cat dusty

zayn: yw x

daddydani: who names their child niall

liamliamliam: i like her

zayn: she's a keeper

hstylesxo: any of you's know a 'tommo'

zayn: nah

liamliamliam: no

daddydani: ^^

niallhoran: same

hstylesxo: they just added me that's why

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