ikr i'm back :) who would've guessed.
hstylesxo added -tommo to the chat
hstylesxo: lou
hstylesxo: louuuuuu
-tommo: what
hstylesxo: did i make you mad
-tommo: no it's not you
-tommo: it's england
niallhoran: ha
hstylesxo: oh geez what happened
-tommo: croatia happened
zayn: i'm not mad just disappointed
hstylesxo: louuuu :( it's just football
-tommo: it's not just football harry goddd are u trying to piss me off
hstylesxo: tbh yes, yes i am
liamliamliam: i think ur doing a good job
zayn: LIAM
liamliamliam: ZAYN
niallhoran: NIALL
hstylesxo: thank you now louis come have sex with me
-tommo: you know what maybe i will
niallhoran: did he really add him back to the chat just to say let's fuck
liamliamliam: i think he did
niallhoran: disappointed but not surprised
niallhoran: istg he's become super horny since knowing louis
niallhoran: it's sad i can't relate
niallhoran: guys?
zayn: oh yeah i definitely can't relate either
liamliamliam: sure
niallhoran: oh ffs everywhere i turn someones fucking someone
liamliamliam: you used to fuck dani
niallhoran: alcohol, a bar in central ldn and a canadian boy changed me oKYA
zayn: a canadian wha
zayn: niall did you fuck justin bieber
liamliamliam: ^
niallhoran: yk what i wish i could have a slice of that sweet cake but no it was a boy called sam or shane or something and he was fiiiiiiiiiiiine,
zayn: yk what niall, good for you buddy
zayn: i mean are you gay or bi or what
niallhoran: oh definitely bi
liamliamliam: yes join the dark side
niallhoran: what
liamliamliam: nothin
zayn: whatever imma sleep liam put ur phone down
liamliamliam: yes dadD
zayn: no ur daddy tonight remember
niallhoran: hUH
niallhoran: wait what the fucketh
niallhoran: LIAM YOU GUYS TAKE TURNS
liamliamliam: no u fish
zayn: niall ur so dumb
niallhoran: what wait what
liamliamliam: i bottom
zayn: goodnight :)
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liam tops but niall doesn't have to know that
it's great to be back btw i started college n shiiii n made some good friends and became a nicotine addict and i'm doing E on saturday so ye things are going goooood
- dani
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strangers ☤ (larry stylinson)
Fanfiction-tommo: i can't wait until you're choking on my dick so i don't have to hear the shit you talk - pretty much a messy ass group of people in an even messier groupchat. falling in love, falling apart and failing in life. {lowercase} started: 14 dec 20...
