strangers ☤ (larry stylinson)

twenty

a/n: haaa i make myself cry (also shameless self promo but follow my twitter)

hstylesxo: hsjdkdksjskskslslalslslslshfndncjfndkcndksjfnsjdndmsndnsns

hstylesxo: what the fuck do i do

niallhoran: meet him don't be a pussy harry

hstylesxo: but he's so cute and his dick is so big and he's gonna wanna fuck me and see me in a skirt and idk what to doooooo

niallhoran: meet him, pack that skirt, the white one, pack some condoms and lube and stuff like that and get ready innit

hstylesxo: but

niallhoran: you have my support

hstylesxo: so on my birthday weekend

niallhoran: oh definitely

hstylesxo: you're a lifesaver horan

niallhoran: aye i'm just doing me

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hstylesxo: my birthday weekend? me and zayn are coming down there anyway

-tommo: i have a present for you

hstylesxo: if it's your dick in a box i don't want it

-tommo: my dick won't fit in a box babe lets be real

hstylesxo: true uhm what's my present

-tommo: if i told you then it wouldn't be a surprise

hstylesxo: yum i like surprises

-tommo: i bet you do

hstylesxo: how is your modelling going then cara

-tommo: you're funny

-tommo: it's going great actually i've only made about 100 so far but i'm getting there

hstylesxo: only a hundred

-tommo: they probs think i'm a shit model

hstylesxo: excuse me

hstylesxo: look at yourself you are literally god in the form of a human

-tommo: i'm blushing

hstylesxo: cos you don't know you're beautiful

-tommo: actually i do or i wouldn't have taken a modelling job tbh

hstylesxo: shut up and take the compliment

-tommo: hey i actually got you two presents

hstylesxo: you did??

-tommo: yeah i'll tell you one of them now but you might have to come over to my place cos it's pretty big

hstylesxo: it is! what is ittttt

-tommo: well for starters pretty boy u might have to get on your knees

hstylesxo: um

-tommo: and if you're good for me i might let you ride it

hstylesxo: oh sod off

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i ship them more than i ship obama and biden n that's alot

-dani