hstylesxo: so um
hstylesxo: the guys weird he keeps calling me pretty
niallhoran: you are pretty
liamliamliam: zayn's prettier
hstylesxo: and he doesn't believe that i'm straight
daddydani: are you
hstylesxo: yes
zayn: aww thanks liam you're pretty too
niallhoran: this just got really gay really fast
daddydani: is he hot
hstylesxo: yes we've been over this
liamliamliam: don't be a homophobe neil
zayn: pls don't talk to strangers harry
zayn: and u too liam
hstylesxo: but he holds good convo
daddydani: i think zayn and liam are gay for eachother
zayn: we are not !
daddydani: wrong groupchat 🙃
hstylesxo: gUYS
niallhoran: yes
hstylesxo: what do i do
zayn: tell him ur real age
liamliamliam: don't do that
niallhoran: talk to him
hstylesxo: but whAt if he wants to fuck me
daddydani: then fuck him innit
zayn: use a condom
hstylesxo: i'm fucking straight ugh why doesn't anyone believe me
niallhoran: maybe bcos you're asking for advice on what to say if he asks to fuck you
zayn: tru i mean if u were straight you'd just say no innit
hstylesxo: you guys are annoying
liamliamliam: you love us really
niallhoran: no cos he's straight
daddydani: you're straight tho
niallhoran: yeah but i have a girlfriend
daddydani: do you
daddydani: i'm jk don't hate me
zayn: ouch pure fire
hstylesxo: smh bye
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hstylesxo: hi hi
-tommo: what's up :)
hstylesxo: my friends don't listen to me
-tommo: i'll listen to you
hstylesxo: no it's okay i sorted it out but thank you
-tommo: no problem at all pretty boy
hstylesxo: can i ask you a question
-tommo: go on
hstylesxo: even though i'm straight you still call me pretty
-tommo: am i not allowed to admire art?
hstylesxo: but i'm not art
-tommo: trust me, you are
hstylesxo: i don't believe you but i'll just shut up
-tommo: you don't think you're pretty
hstylesxo: why would i when i look in the mirror and think otherwise
-tommo: you don't know how wrong you are rn
hstylesxo: i'm honestly not
-tommo: trust me you're like the prettiest person ive ever seen a photo of
hstylesxo: don't you have a gf
-tommo: no
hstylesxo: oh cause you said it was complicated so
-tommo: that was then
hstylesxo: oh well i'm gonna go
-tommo: i put you off didn't i
hstylesxo: i'm straight so i don't care if you have a gf or not
-tommo: oh right how could i forget
hstylesxo: goodnight louis
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strangers ☤ (larry stylinson)
Fanfiction-tommo: i can't wait until you're choking on my dick so i don't have to hear the shit you talk - pretty much a messy ass group of people in an even messier groupchat. falling in love, falling apart and failing in life. {lowercase} started: 14 dec 20...
