liamliamliam: well dicks is not actually swearing in america its a big sports superstore and dick is also the name of many many men
zayn: what
liamliamliam: just a fact i learned today
niallhoran: whatever u took today i'll have two of those!!
liamliamliam: ha ha
liamliamliam: its an actual fact though
niallhoran: ok bud
daddydani: hola
daddydani: i'm just wondering r you guys gonna ever come back to school? i've seen harry and zayn and that's it
niallhoran: i wasn't planning on it but u miss me so i guess i have to
daddydani: did not say i missed you but go off!
liamliamliam: i've only been @ school for exams i don't really stick around after
niallhoran: you missed meeeee
daddydani: well liam that's smart but i exist and i miss my friend
daddydani: and no niall i did not
niallhoran: well u just said you miss liam
daddydani: yeah bc liam actually isn't annoying
zayn: fax
niallhoran: huge gasp
liamliamliam: aw thank u i miss you too
niallhoran: i have a heart yanno
niallhoran: just because i'm irish
niallhoran: huff
niallhoran: this is bullying
zayn: ...
daddydani: see this is why i don't miss you
niallhoran: W E L L T H E M
zayn: well them
niallhoran: i'm still ur boyfriend so you can't ignore me
daddydani: i can but at least you tried 😔
hstylesxo: whats a crackalacking
liamliamliam: what's a what
hstylesxo: fuck ok
niallhoran: shouldve said what's cooking good looking
zayn: no you shouldn't have
hstylesxo: what's cooking good looking
niallhoran: i'm great honey how are you ;)
daddydani: die slowly both of you
hstylesxo: well niall i'm doing just fine, thanks for asking babe x
zayn: can i diE
liamliamliam: your hair green yes please
liamliamliam: no actual dying for zayn i will fight
daddydani: this is so gay im
niallhoran: BABE oof say it again i'm close
hstylesxo: want me to help u there babe
-tommo: what is happening
hstylesxo: louis! hi
daddydani: dont louis hi him smh
daddydani: our boyfriends are getting eachother off
hstylesxo: we are NOT
-tommo: hot can i watch
niallhoran: harry u paigon
hstylesxo: LEWIS
niallhoran: watch? baby u can join
zayn has left the chat
-tommo: blessedt
daddydani: this is so weird
daddydani: liam help
liamliamliam: what am i meant to do i'm scared call my mum
niallhoran: i'm gay now bye dani
daddydani has added zayn to the chat
daddydani: ZAYN DO SOMETHING
zayn: ew why me
daddydani: bc niall is trying to leave me for harry 😤
zayn: that's hilarious what the fucksjsk
hstylesxo: who even said i'd say yes niall
-tommo: yeah niall
niallhoran: but
niallhoran: the threesome
liamliamliam: knowing niall he probably thot u guys were being serious
niallhoran: i did not
daddydani: niall...
niallhoran: SHUT THE HELL YOUR MOUTHS
niallhoran: all of you
zayn: woooow
liamliamliam: gays 1 - 0 straights
daddydani: this is a messy conversation i regert existing
-tommo: you guys are wild i wasn't like this @ ur age
hstylesxo: did phones even exist when u were our age lou?
niallhoran: BURN
-tommo: this is bullying
zayn: ok we'll stop
niallhoran: WHA
niallhoran: he says it's bullying and u stop but NE the guy you've known for years you keep bullying
niallhoran: i get it
hstylesxo: niall hun
niallhoran: dont hun me
niallhoran: i'm mad at you all
niallhoran: goodbye
niallhoran: sLUTS
niallhoran has left the chat
daddydani: what on earth
zayn: just happened
hstylesxo: idek but it was funny
-tommo: so,,, the 3some is cancelled then?
liamliamliam: he actually thought it was-
what would we do without niall
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what would they do without niall
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Fanfiction-tommo: i can't wait until you're choking on my dick so i don't have to hear the shit you talk - pretty much a messy ass group of people in an even messier groupchat. falling in love, falling apart and failing in life. {lowercase} started: 14 dec 20...
