liamliamliam: nothing but respect for my president
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hstylesxo: tf? year 9 throwbacks like
zayn: okay but what about me
liamliamliam: what about you
zayn has left the chat
hstylesxo: why did you do that :(
liamliamliam: bc i'm playing hard to get
hstylesxo: that was not the answer i expected but man the fuck up and serenade him
liamliamliam: serenade u say huh
liamliamliam added zayn to the chat
liamliamliam: if you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms
zayn: i do
liamliamliam: and if you like having secret little rendezvous
zayn: continue
liamliamliam: if you like to do the things you know that we shouldn't do
liamliamliam: then baby i'm perfect
liamliamliam: baby i'm perfect for you @zayn
zayn: did ou just make that up?
liamliamliam: yupp
zayn: that's fucking gay
zayn: i like it
hstylesxo: so when are y'all gonna fuck
niallhoran: who's fucking who
liamliamliam: who said we're gonna fuck
zayn: aren't we gonna fuck?
liamliamliam: i mean unless you want us to
zayn: um kdkslfjdksnsnsnjs dm me
zayn left the chat
liamliamliam: whale den.
liamliamliam left the chat
niallhoran: well isn't that something
niallhoran: so now that the subject of fucking has been mentioned,,,,
hstylesxo: why am i worried
niallhoran: when are you gonna sit on that guys dick
hstylesxo: when i'm gay
niallhoran: that was a long time ago sweetie
hstylesxo: i'm straight?
niallhoran: the question mark is me
hstylesxo: i meant !
hstylesxo: i'm not gonna fuck him
niallhoran: oh i know
hstylesxo: then wth?
niallhoran: he's gonna fuck you
daddydani: i'm trying to fucking sleep
daddydani has left the chat
niallhoran: she's moody
hstylesxo: gross
niallhoran: okay harry look now that we're alone i'm being deeply serious
hstylesxo: go on
niallhoran: it's okay to be gay you know, i mean you just saw liam and zayn, they're definitely fucking
hstylesxo: shut up niall i'm straight
niallhoran: sigh
niallhoran: if you say so i guess
niallhoran has left the chat
hstylesxo: ugh
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okay i lied in my last authors note. i tried to update relapse but it's just so fucking tiring i hate it now i might just kill myself.
-dani xx
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