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zayn: what's cooking good looking

zayn: did it hurt when you fell from heaven

zayn: r u from tennessee cos ur the only ten i see

zayn: is that a mirror in your pocket cos i can see me in your pants

daddydani: wyd bro

liamliamliam: no word of a lie, he is staring at a mirror in the middle of class

zayn: i can't help it it just looks so good

daddydani: he's making it known that he is a snack

hstylesxo: twitter lingo

zayn: i am a snack, a very delicious one too

liamliamliam: ur like the top slice of bread, everyone tosses u aside and chooses ur friends

daddydani: do you need some aloe vera cos you just got burned

zayn: shut up liam

niallhoran: don't shut up liam

liamliamliam: aren't u in p.e right now

niallhoran: yup

liamliamliam: how are you texting then

niallhoran: not actually in p.e. got sent to the exclusion room for not having my kit

daddydani: u in there all day ?

niallhoran: yup

daddydani: ughhh i'll wait outside after school 4 u

hstylesxo: i wouldn't do that for my girlfriend tbh lmao

zayn: you've waited outside for me before

hstylesxo: ur not my girlfriend

zayn: ik i'm your boyfriend

liamliamliam: gay

daddydani: that's a bit bloody offensive tbh

liamliamliam: sorry lmao

niallhoran: y'all some crazy mother fuckers

zayn: you knows what's crazy

liamliamliam: lmao zayn just got his phone taken off him i'm dying

hstylesxo: is he getting it back

liamliamliam: after lesson

daddydani: oh no how is he gonna survive all those 15 minutes

liamliamliam: rip zayn u will be missed

niallhoran: at least he has his mirror

liamliamliam: wasn't his, was courtney's. she has it back now

hstylesxo: r u sure zayns not dying rn

liamliamliam: what's happening guys

daddydani: lol

liamliamliam: if you haven't already guessed, it's me. zayn. i took liam's phone

hstylesxo: poor liam

niallhoran: ugh guys enjoy ur break whilst i'm trapped in this room w the other delinquent kids

liamliamliam: niall knows a big word

niallhoran: shut up liam

liamliamliam: zayn*

daddydani: i'm dead

daddydani: zayn you dead me

hstylesxo: 15 year olds and their new slang terms

daddydani: shut up

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