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-tommo: i wanna braid my hair

niallhoran: lmao okay

-tommo: i have football practice and ibe got a headache

hstylesxo: get well soon bby

niallhoran: lmao immm

-tommo: i've gotta go or ill be late i'll talk to you later pretty boy

hstylesxo: stop calling me that

-tommo: when you man tf up and suck my dick xoxo

-tommo has left the chat

niallhoran: awhhh goals

hstylesxo: he annoys me

niallhoran: so when are you gonna do it

hstylesxo: do what

niallhoran: suck his di k

hstylesxo: i'm not

niallhoran: there's no point in lying

liamliamliam: i'm alive

hstylesxo: liam!

liamliamliam: harry!

niallhoran: liam!!

liamliamliam: niall!!

zayn: liam!!!

liamliamliam: who r u?

zayn: i give up

niallhoran: what happened to you buddy

liamliamliam: i broke my phone out of anger

zayn: and i guess that's my fault

liamliamliam: yeazh it is

hstylesxo: you missed it when louis was here

liamliamliam: oh peak, tell him i said hi when you sext him next

niallhoran: and me too

zayn: liam you cant ignore me forever

liamliamliam: niall did you hear that

niallhoran: oh nonono u ain't involving me in your shit

hstylesxo: i do not sext him

zayn: liam pls

liamliamliam: n o

niallhoran: come on mate

liamliamliam: no sorry

zayn: fuck

hstylesxo: right i'm just gonna e z i t

hstylesxo: i gotta blast u hoesm

niallhoran: ^

hstylesxo has left the chat

niallhoran: you guys need to talk this shit out

liamliamliam: we do not!

niallhoran has left the chat

zayn: so um?

zayn: my parents aren't home

liamliamliam: be there in 5

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i am not sure if you can tell cos i think i wrote it quite well and autocorrect helps a lot but

me + alcohol + new year's day + five am + jam by michael jackson = this

you're welcome xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

i need friends pm me pls i'm drunk goodnight

-dani

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