hstylesxo: sWeet jesus
zayn: what's happening
hstylesxo: i think i'm brazillian
zayn: harry ur the whitest fucking person i've ever seen in my life ur not brazillian
hstylesxo: yeah but
hstylesxo: neymar jr :(
zayn: what about him
hstylesxo: he's incredibly hot
zayn: mm true
hstylesxo: i wanna have sex with him
hstylesxo: angry rough shower sex
hstylesxo: help i'm so frustrated
zayn: uH well i think we all feel that way about neymar
niallhoran: speak for yourself i'm a ronaldo man
hstylesxo: ew i just thought of ronaldo u killed my boner
zayn: good, well done niall
niallhoran: 😔 ronaldo is hot though
zayn: ehh his ego kills it tbh
niallhoran: true but he's HOT come on
hstylesxo: i don't think ill ever come again
-tommo: what the
-tommo: fuc
zayn: hey louis we're talking abt hot footballers
-tommo: i can see that
-tommo: angry rough shower sex really harry?
hstylesxo: can u blame me 😔😔
-tommo: i wouldn't if u said someone like dele or griezmann or something
hstylesxo: oH is that how u spell griezmann i didnt wanna mess it up
zayn: like messi fucked up that penalty
niallhoran: yes^ like that
-tommo: neymar isn't even that cute
hstylesxo: BLASPHEMY
-tommo: how is i
-tommo: ya know what nvm
hstylesxo: england isn't gonna win the world cup are we
zayn: no
hstylesxo: i'm rooting for brazil
-tommo: of course u are
hstylesxo: they're my backup team
niallhoran: ireland is mine OH WAIT we can't even qualify
niallhoran: sons of bich
-tommo: england is my team i will support only them
zayn: same but if all else fails then i'm brazil too
-tommo: i can't believe you guys
-tommo: do u know how passionate i am about football
-tommo: dumb traitors
-tommo: i can't believe you i cant
niallhoran: you broke louis
zayn: good
hstylesxo: not good :0 how am i meant to get dick now
-tommo: from neymar jr you fucking traitor
-tommo has left the chat
liamliamliam: well then
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it's my birthday i'll update if i want to cry i want to cry cry cry
i'm 16 :/ i can't believe im an old bihh
wow
- dani
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strangers ☤ (larry stylinson)
Fanfiction-tommo: i can't wait until you're choking on my dick so i don't have to hear the shit you talk - pretty much a messy ass group of people in an even messier groupchat. falling in love, falling apart and failing in life. {lowercase} started: 14 dec 20...
