hstylesxo: the whole weekend was so cute we just chilled and ordered room service and kissed a lot
niallhoran: whAt
niallhoran: harry what happened to fucking
hstylesxo: apparently it's i l l e g a l
zayn: he's a smart guy
niallhoran: no he isn't who tf turns down good pussy
hstylesxo: i don't have a
niallhoran: i'm disappointed i wanted grandchildren
daddydani: gotta blast
niallhoran: whAt you don't want kids?
daddydani: ew hell no who tf wants to push 7 pounds of rat out of their snatch just for them to vomit and shit everywhere
hstylesxo: ^^^!!!
zayn: she's tight
zayn: right
niallhoran: i'm heartbroken
niallhoran: anyway
niallhoran: HAROLD WHAT THE FUCK MAN
hstylesxo: can you just drop it
niallhoran: drop it i shall not i have so many questions
hstylesxo: ask him not me i just wanna sleep
zayn: not gonna happen bro
niallhoran: f i n e
niallhoran has added -tommo to the chat
niallhoran: LEWIS
-tommo: what is this and why
zayn: wasn't my idea
hstylesxo: mine either
daddydani: well it weren't my idea but i support the cause
niallhoran: EHY DUDNT YOU GUYS FUCK
-tommo: something called the laW
niallhoran: fuck the laW
zayn: you shouldn't say that we all have an fbi agent assigned to us and he's reading these rn so answer smartly pls i don't wanna go to jail
daddydani: ^nigga u ok?
-tommo: um i'll have what zayn is smoking
niallhoran: same tbh
zayn: i'm not smoking anything!! guys wth what part of i don't wanna go to jail don't you get
daddydani: something tells me you'd like jail zayn
niallhoran: #dropthesoap
niallhoran: anyway louis
niallhoran: you guys didn't even give eachother handjobs or anything smh i'm disappointed
-tommo: who said we didn't ?
niallhoran: SO YOU DID?
zayn: fbi guy i have zero part in this
-tommo: it's none of your business nail
daddydani: aw come on you've gotta tell us
-tommo: idk ask harry
-tommo has left the chat
niallhoran: HAROLD
hstylesxo: yeet bye
hstylesxo has left the chat
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hola so happy larentines day and i'm alone af but i'm seeing a therapist today
also!!LTHQOfficial are they fucking serious rn. they deadass posted a photo of louis with the caption "home is where the heart is" AN HOUR BEFORE VALENTINE's DAY and no one on my twitter timeline was talking about it ?? but like why are they so fucking loud?
anyway, did they give eachother handjobs idk it's up to the public to decide
i love whoever is reading this
- dani
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Fanfiction-tommo: i can't wait until you're choking on my dick so i don't have to hear the shit you talk - pretty much a messy ass group of people in an even messier groupchat. falling in love, falling apart and failing in life. {lowercase} started: 14 dec 20...
