strangers ☤ (larry stylinson)

*five

daddydani: niall passed out

daddydani: like idk what to do

daddydani: and for some reason he's hard cos like we weren't doing anything

daddydani: he's just laying there n he might be dead

zayn: should i come up or?

daddydani: yes pls do u think he's dead

zayn: nah don't worry about niall he's like this a lot

daddydani: i'm really not sure if i should be worried about that

zayn: it's whatever

daddydani: yeah

zayn knocked before coming in the room.

"holy fuck okay so you weren't lying about him being hard and i don't really know how i'm going to carry him out to the car like this." zayn scratched his head.

dani sighed. "should i text harry or is he two busy skype fucking that stranger?"

"fine but only because i'm tired and i wanna sleep."

-

somehow they got niall into the car when it was time for them to leave. he wasn't that light either so it was obviously a challenge.

"you guys alright to get home?" all of a sudden liam was at the car window, a zoot in one hand and a smile on his face. "yeah i'm sober so were all gucci." harry smiled and just like that, liam walked away.

"harry your jokes are shit, babes." zayn shook his head and dani stifled a giggle. "they are not." he gasped, feigning hurt. "if you say so."

-

hstylesxo: hello

-tommo: it's 2am

hstylesxo: sorry were you asleep grandpa

-tommo: shut up i was not

-tommo: my friends are still here anyway

hstylesxo: oh yes i forgot

-tommo: id rather hang out with you though

hstylesxo: i'm terrible company tbh i'll just abandon you for netflix

-tommo: and chill?

hstylesxo: no

-tommo: sorry if that made you uncomfortable pretty baby

hstylesxo: dude tf i'm not pretty

-tommo: you honestly are

-tommo: and id kill to see you in a skirt

hstylesxo: not gonna happen

-tommo: :((

hstylesxo: i dont wear skirts sorry

-tommo: not even for me

hstylesxo: well since i don't really know you, no

-tommo: well you should get to know me

hstylesxo: i should

-tommo: yeah trust me i'm a cool guy

hstylesxo: if you say so

-tommo: so what do you want to know about me

hstylesxo: well your name would be a great place to start

-tommo: louis

hstylesxo: well then louis, what's ur favourite song

-tommo: bit random isn't it

hstylesxo: shush and tell me

-tommo: idk jocelyn flores by xxxtentacion probably

hstylesxo: oh cool mine is starlight by muse

-tommo: you have a good music taste

hstylesxo: i know :)

-tommo: it's not good to be so vain

hstylesxo: i'm not vain at all

-tommo: well you're fit so it makes sense for you to be vain

hstylesxo: thanks i guess

-tommo: you guess

hstylesxo: yeah

-tommo: you're an interesting person harry

hstylesxo: see i'm not sure if that's a compliment

-tommo: of course it is, why would i ever insult you

hstylesxo: i dont know i'm used to it i guess

-tommo: you guess a lot of things

hstylesxo: theres a lot of things i'm uncertain about ig

-tommo: hm

hstylesxo: :)

-tommo: are you uncertain about the fact that you're pretty

hstylesxo: i'm not pretty though

-tommo: so you don't think you're good looking at all

hstylesxo: i didn't say that

-tommo: so you know you're pretty then

hstylesxo: yeah i guess

-tommo: good.

hstylesxo: why do you think i'm pretty

-tommo: it's obvious and tbh i feel bad for anyone in classes with you

hstylesxo: why

-tommo: because they see you walking around in your pretty skirt and they know they can't just bend you over and fuck a pretty thing like you

hstylesxo: i don't wear skirts

-tommo: that's the only thing you took from that

hstylesxo: well the rest doesnt really matter

-tommo: oh yes because you're straight

hstylesxo: affirmative

-tommo: how will you know if you never try

hstylesxo: who said i haven't tried

-tommo: that's not very straight of you then is it

hstylesxo: i guess ?

-tommo: goodnight harry

hstylesxo: yeah goodnight