strangers ☤ (larry stylinson)

nineteen

hstylesxo: hello :)

-tommo: what's up beautiful

hstylesxo: i'm boreddd

-tommo: so i'm just your boredom chat

hstylesxo: no you're my friend silly

-tommo: you're so adorable aw

hstylesxo: sappy that's sappy

-tommo: go fuck urself

hstylesxo: that's your job

-tommo: is it?

hstylesxo: if you want it to be 😇

-tommo: hm i'll think about it

hstylesxo: i'm boreddd my friends are absent

-tommo: oh where are they

hstylesxo: out shopping for my birthday present even though it's not for like another week

-tommo: i'm getting you something

hstylesxo: don't you dare

-tommo: aw no come on it's your birthday

hstylesxo: yeah but i didn't get you anything and i would feel really bad okay

-tommo: but harry

hstylesxo: no buts

-tommo: i swear to god if you wasn't so cute

hstylesxo: oops

-tommo: no but seriously i wanna buy you something

hstylesxo: if you do it i'll never talk to you again

-tommo: damn sorry

hstylesxo: i mean,, unless it's gucci

-tommo: baby has taste

hstylesxo: i was kidding pls don't buy me any gucci

-tommo: i will one day

hstylesxo: it's expensive so no you won't

-tommo: well actually i'll have some money soon

hstylesxo: and you're really gonna spend it all on me.

hstylesxo: lewis that's stupid

-tommo: oh well

hstylesxo: and what do you mean money soon tf you better not be a drug dealer

-tommo: ...

hstylesxo: actually no that's chill but i expect free weed

-tommo: i'm a model actually

hstylesxo: wait really

-tommo: yep so imma get you all the gucci you want baby

hstylesxo: ur not cos i will sound like a gold digger and i will feel bad

-tommo: i couldn't care less if you're a gold digger, u deserve gucci and gucci u shall receive

hstylesxo: smh

hstylesxo: anyway

hstylesxo: i found a quote on tumblr and it fits u

-tommo: what is it

hstylesxo: "oh so you're a model. what's your agency, instagram?"

-tommo: woowwwwwww

-tommo: i can't wait until you're choking on my dick so i don't have to hear the shit you talk

hstylesxo: hm yeah suureee

hstylesxo: how am i meant to choke on something so tiny

-tommo: i swear to god i'm gonna spank you until you can hardly walk

hstylesxo: i'm seeing all talk and zero action

-tommo: well then get over here and suck my dick bitch

hstylesxo: kiss my ass first

-tommo: gladly

-tommo: i'll do more than just kiss it

hstylesxo: continue i'm intrigued

-tommo: no actually, i'll let you just imagine it

hstylesxo: no go on, explain how you're meant to wreck me when your dick is so tiny

-tommo: babe. i actually already feel sorry for what i'm going to do to you

-tommo: and trust me it isn't tiny

hstylesxo: oh yeah, prove it?

-tommo: maybe i will

hstylesxo: 🍤

-tommo: [image attached]

hstylesxo: holy fuck

-tommo: so tell me again about how it's small

hstylesxo: fuck um

hstylesxo: wow

-tommo: that's more like it

hstylesxo: [image attached]

surely louis was going to have a heart attack

-tommo: oh god you're so fucking hot

hstylesxo: do you like it

-tommo: what i wouldn't do for that ass

hstylesxo: hehe thank you

harry was in that fucking skirt he promised, the one that he swore was too small for him but he squeezed into it. and yeah maybe he wore a thong with it that one time to accentuate his curves and maybe every slag in school did that too but oh well, louis liked it.

hstylesxo: louis

-tommo: yes

hstylesxo: can we meet?

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well well well
who just provided a double update

so the doctor told me i've got chronic insomnia, acute depression and psychological distress

rip me

-dani