strangers ☤ (larry stylinson)

seven

-tommo: what's up

hstylesxo: my dick

-tommo: oh really

hstylesxo: no i was kidding but you can just imagine that it is

-tommo: why is ur imaginary dick hard harry

hstylesxo: because i just fucked a hot person

-tommo: in your imagination ?

hstylesxo: yep

-tommo: how big was his dick

hstylesxo: she didn't have a dick

-tommo: if you say so

hstylesxo: why does nobody believe me

-tommo: cos it's so unbelievable

hstylesxo: i've had great times with girls

-tommo: if they were so great then why did they end?

hstylesxo: me and taylor worked better as friends and i just wasn't attracted to kendall that much.

-tommo: and you haven't had sex with none of them

hstylesxo: no

-tommo: yeah babe you're definitely ! straight

hstylesxo: sarcasm rlly?

-tommo: sorry does that make you mad pretty boy

hstylesxo: shut up

-tommo: and how about you make me

hstylesxo: how

-tommo: sit on my face of course

hstylesxo: ew no

-tommo: don't knock it til you try it

hstylesxo: that's true but no

-tommo: then you can't pass judgement and you should sit on my face

hstylesxo: shut up

-tommo: you keep telling me to do that but you never wanna actually shut me up

hstylesxo: bye bye lewis

-tommo: talk later harriet

hstylesxo: fuck off