Ch.33 - Parties make weird things happen

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Chapter 33 - Parties make weird things happen

Sam's POV

I was laying on the couch blankly staring at the wall because my mind couldn't function right to find something better to do. It was Saturday and i'm here, blankly staring. So exciting. The clock tik-toks joined me in my awesome journey of wall-staring.

Tik-tok tik-tok somebody should make song about that. Its really catchy.

Wait, they already did.

Tik tok on the clock but the party don't stop-WAIT I'VE GOT IT!

"GUYS!" i yelled to get their attention. "We should throw a party!"

Claire and Jess glanced at me then back at their phones. Meg didn't bother glancing at me at all!

"I'm serious!" i added.

"Weren't you the one who complained all the time about us calling you 'guys'?" Jess asked.

"What? Is that all you're gonna say?" I planning on throwing a party and the best opinion i could get from people is on how i should not call them 'guys'.

"It's too late anyways," Meg spoke.

"No it's not!" i said. "We used to throw parties like this all the time last year! What happened?"

"Well..uh..i don't know..maybe we kidnapped One Direction?" Meg said in her perfect ironic tone that i seriously admire. Even mine ain't that good. And i'm a really dedicated irony-user!

"What's wrong with that?" i shrugged. She raised an eyebrow at me. It's fascinating how gestures can even hold speeches. "I mean, why is One Direction getting in the way?"

"We can't let them in a crowd of crazy teenagers?" Meg said it like it was a fact.

"Why not? For all i know that's what they are."

"Sam. Just... No. Please. It can't be done." She just formed a sentence right there.

"You know i actually think it would be kind of fun," Claire spoke. My eyes widened and i was so happy! I finally have 'the man' on my side! Technically Claire is 'the man' even though Meg acts more like it.

"What? Claire!" Meg shouted.

"There'e nothing wrong with having a little fun! The boys will love it! What's the worse that could happen?" Claire said.

"They take take advantage of the situation and run away and call the police maybe?" She did the irony thingy better the last time.

"Oh c'mon! If i was locked in a mansion holding a party i wouldn't want to leave either!" Claire said. Tru dat.

Meg rolled her eyes in surrender. "Fine, but you're responsible for anything that happens," she told Claire.

"I'm always responsible for anything that happens," Claire laughed.

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"So..." I started saying like the great speaker i am. "do you know why we gathered you all here?" the boys were lying in random parts of the room just weirdly staring at me.

"No," Zayn spoke. The other were just too un-interested to speak.

"Well, we are having a party-"

"Really?" my boyfriend cut me off.

Did i just mentally call Louis my boyfriend? Is that wrong? What would he say if he knew? OMG my brain is doing weird thing without my permission. Brain, i demand you to stop thinking about that boy in that way until you've officially confirmed that her truly loves you! But Sam he already told you that. They all say it, the question is do they mean it? Actually the question is, do you love him back? Stop outsmarting me, Brain!

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