Got so drunk on too many shots of bleach, the old Chloe's gone
"I'm sorry, the old Chloe can't come to the phone right now
Why? OH--
c a u s e s h e' s d e a d."
I don't trust nobody and nobody trusts me, I'll be the actress starring in your bad d...
Fenty Beauty: We came out with a medium-coverage foundation that's 34$
Me: Well sh*t that's hella expensive.
Huda Beauty: We came out with a full coverage foundation that's 40$
Me: Seems reasonable
No shade to Huda or Rihanna I swear, both of their foundation ranges are AMAZING. I hope other brands expand their shade ranges so our dark-toned divas and fair-skinned chickas out there can keep slaying along with the medium-tinted goddesses.
Wow, my Sephora order was expensive
But that's aight. I DESERVE it.
Yeah, because I'm also saving chachinga for something from the Morphe Holiday Collection.
Some people: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS Y-
Some people: No, no no no NO—
Me: *sends link to whole Morphe collection* Ohh, it's just a hint!
I got another package from my mom, and she's the real mvp
The realest mother out there
She sent a few beauty blenders with a note saying that I might like them 😭❤️
UM, MOM?! I LOVE THEM AND I LOVE YOU
The two shelves on the wall above my desk used to be for food, notebooks, notes, homework, and etc.
Now one's completely aligned with makeup, a few skincare products and brushes, and the other one has all my pairs of basketball shoes aligned
My desk in my dorm used to have a drawer for folders, textbooks, and electronics.
Well, now one's completely full of makeup and beauty blenders.
Wow Chloe, why do you have so many blenders to apply foundation?
WELL—-
Sometimes you gotta have a couple backups, right? Doin' the roommate's makeup, the sweetmates makeup, etc~
More like ten plus
And sometimes you gotta help out your medium-toned goddess sweetmate who has hickeys on her neck, so having a fresh blender for that's helpful.
Yes, this has happened before, we all got each other's back somehow.
When Taylor Swift's album is literally less than a few hours away from coming out but it releases during your practice time.
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