Guys, my break's already over.
I'm leaving tomorrow morning, and lmao I can't stop crying again.
I literally hate crying so much, but it feels like the first time again holy shit. I remember the night before I had to leave, BIIIITCH MS TAYLOR SWIFT DROPPED THAT SINGLE.
How did I spend my New Year's Eve? Fucking sobbing while packing my shit in a small case knowing I won't be coming back until May.
MAY. What the FUCK. It's not even January for me yet and holy shits I'm already hoping five months will just pass by.
If you didn't see my post a few days ago, I'll tell all y'all my beautiful prank.
Christmas Eve, my bro Dex was being a dickhead. We were supposed to wrap our gifts in the same package for our dad.
Btw, I have everyone in my family face masks bc skin care, why the hell not.
He already wraps the gift and tells me "it's your problem not mine."
Okay, we'll see bout that. WE WILL FUCKING SEE.
I wrap his ENTIRE Christmas present in duct tape. Not one layer, not two, three, four...five...
Like around 7ish layers at least. For a damn shirt and face mask. Look at the pic above.
Y'know, I thought my parents were gonna be PISSED at me for pulling a dick move. I really was debating whether or not it was worth it to get my ass yelled at—
But nah, fuck it.
Christmas, he lifts up his gift from me—my mom FUCKING DIES laughing her ass off. My dad's cracking up while he's trying to pry this open with his hands AND scissors.
The most unexpected reaction I was anticipating.
I calculated the time, it took him over 10 minutes to open it 💁
Hope y'all have a great New Years Eve for me, I'm just trying not to think about the 5 1/2-6 hour flight that'll make me 2,776 miles away from my family.
Wow, depressing.
The good news is that the first week of my 2nd semester starting Jan. 16th, I don't have to be in class. I'll be in CALIIIII for some Bball, and my parents are going to watch my games there.
Just an update, be safe y'all 💕
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