Dating Death Note Characters

Meeting Your Parents

[A/N - Your parents are judgemental bitches]

Light

You'd already met Light's parents and he was eager to meet yours, confident he'd make a good impression on them. You weren't so sure, no offence to your boyfriend.

He arrived five minutes early for dinner, bringing a bottle of wine and a small bouquet of flowers for your mother. You made gagging motions behind your parent's backs as Light shook your father's hand and kissed your mother's cheek.

You sat down for dinner, Light was full of compliments about the food and your parent's house. Your father asked what he did, and you groaned silently as Light launched into a monologue about all his many qualifications and talents, basically how great (he thought) he was.

When he finally shut up, he looked at them expectedly, but was met with silence rather than praise. You tried not to laugh at his confused expression.

"That's nice." Your mother finally said and your father changed the subject.

After he left your mom said, "Well he's nice enough, but I'm surprised his head even fit in our house. Could he love himself any more?"

You told her to shush but then you literally died laughing.

L

Your parents wanted to meet your new boyfriend but you kept putting it off by saying he was busy with work. That was true but you actually knew they wouldn't be impressed by his eccentricities and social awkwardness. L wasn't too keen either as he didn't like meeting new people.

You couldn't put it off forever so you arrived at their house together for dinner. Before ringing the doorbell you reminded him of a few things.

"L, do you remember what I told you? No feet on chairs, no eating all of the dessert, no... oh never mind."

You gave up trying as he just gave you a weird look. Besides, it might be funny to see their reactions.

They let you both in and L just nodded at them. He seemed to crouch over even more than usual, you guessed out of nerves, and he chewed on his thumb like a baby. He just wore his usual white t shirt and jeans.

"Would you mind if I took my shoes and socks off?" He asked.

Yes, that was the first thing he said to your parents.

[A/N - Hey at least he didn't finger bang them, like the first time he met Light's dad omg]

Despite your warning, he sat with his knees up and crouched over during dinner. You noticed your parents giving each other 'looks' so you decided to sit in the same position as L, in solidarity.

"Can we skip to dessert? L only likes to eat cake." L smiled at you and you grabbed his hand and squeezed it.

They couldn't say no, so you had cake and left to get more cake, just the two of you.

Mello

You dreaded your parents meeting him. It wasn't so much that you cared what they thought, but you knew they'd still ram their opinion down your throat. The only thing you wanted down your throat was Mello.

You couldn't sit through a whole dinner with them, so you arranged to drop by for tea and some chocolate cake from Mello's shop. Well technically it wasn't his shop but it should be.

You hadn't "warned" them about his appearance, why should you anyway, he was gorgeous and they could sod off if they had a problem.

Sure enough, they didn't appear too impressed but at least they were polite. That is until after Mello said goodbye and went out to start his motorbike. And then they started.