HAMlet

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To eat, or not to eat... THAT is the question.

Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer

The mashed potatoes and gravy of outrageous feasts

OR to take a fork against a sea of GREEN BEANS

And, by opposing, END THEM!!!



Happy Turkey Day for all you Americans out there!

So I went and memorized the entire "To be or not to be" soliloquy for no other reason than I wanted to escape reality and pretend I was Scottish for however long it takes me to recite it. I've already memorized "When shall we three meet again?" and "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow" from Macbeth. I wonder what I can memorize next? Maybe I'll finish "What light in yonder window breaks?" from Romeo and Juliet. 😊


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