So my stupid school decided to give us all FRICKIN' SUMMER HOMEWORK, and it is soooooo hard, I'm not even joking. I mean, I've been at camp for the LAST SIX WEEKS, and I still have a wedding to go to in Cali plus a vaccay to Masshachusetts, so when do I have any freaking time to do my stupid reading homework?!?!?!?!?!? I will attach the assignment (which, btw, they needed TWO WHOLE PAGES to describe) to this as a file if I can, but here's the rundown:
For our first assigned book, we have to read 16 of the 24 LOOOOOONG chapters of Mythology by Edith Hamilton and do nine different assignments on them. NINE. WHOLE. FREAKING. ASSIGNMENTS, each different for each group of chapters. PLUS... we have to choose one other book to read. That's not the problem. The ISSUE is that we have to do SIX DIALECTICAL JOURNALS on it. Basically, we pick six different chapters, and ANALYZE THEM, and I HATE ANALYZING!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, get this. We write all this down in a journal, right? Well we're using that non-spiral-bound composition notebook for the rest of the school year. BUT, this is probably the thing that irks me the most. We're handing this notebook in ON THE FIRST DAY of school to be GRADED. GRADED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you FREAKING KIDDING ME????? And for the finishing touch: "Make sure to write complete and thoughtful responses. Be sure to use neat handwriting." The fricking problems with going to smart-person school...
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