Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation!
Why did the turkey stop eating?
It was stuffed.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
-sent in by rayedragon
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Here are a few Thanksgiving jokes to start you off. If you know anymore that you want me to share, post in the comments and tag my name to it, and I'll add it to the list and credit your username along with it! First person to send in a joke gets the dedication. Have a Happy Turkey Day you wonderful followers!
-Misty
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