Part One:
A plane is flying. There are one hundred bricks on board. One brick falls out. How many bricks are left?
Answer: 99
Part Two:
How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the fridge?
Answer: Three. You open the door, put the elephant in, then close the door.
Part Three:
How many steps does it take to put a giraffe in the fridge?
Answer: Four. You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, then close the door.
Part Four:
The lion king has a party. All the animals come except one. Which one?
Answer: The giraffe. He was still in the fridge!
Part Five:
You're in Africa. You have to cross the River Nile, but there are a lot of crocodiles that live in there. You don't have a bridge or a boat. What do you do?
Answer: Swim. All the crocodiles are at the lion king's party!
Part Six:
A woman is walking on the street and she dies. What killed her?
Answer: The brick. It was still falling from the airplane!
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