CONVERSATION BETWEEN FANNY AND TERRY
FANNY: Where are you?
TERRY: Fanny?
FANNY: Who else, you idiot?
TERRY: I thought you said you'd rather speak to a zombie than me. I'd thought that kind of funny, actually. Until I realized you were dead serious.
FANNY: Shut up about zombies! Where the hell are you?!
TERRY: Away from you, as requested.
FANNY: I'm only forgiving that one because you look like Idris Elba. Otherwise, I would–
TERRY: What? Are you going to stomp your pretty feet like a child?
FANNY: Hey! Just because you've got Black Panther muscles, it doesn't mean you can threaten me!
TERRY: Actually, you were the one who–
FANNY: Do you wanna get some Fanny cookies?
TERRY: What?!
FANNY: I'm offering you full access to my Triangle of Paradise.
TERRY: I've got no idea what you're talking about.
FANNY: Even though there's not much of a triangle down there anymore. Not since I got that Brazilian wax.
TERRY: Are you drunk? You're making no sense.
FANNY: I mean, they almost left me clean as a whistle the last time.
TERRY: Last time of what?
FANNY: Look, what I'm saying's that I'm willing to sleep with you in exchange of a tiny little favor.
TERRY: Excuse me?
FANNY: You've heard me, Detective Idris Elba. So, do you want Fanny all over your chocolate bar of a body or not?
TERRY: Weren't you threatening me just a minute ago?
FANNY: God, you're an idiot.
TERRY: If you called me just to offend me, I'll just–
FANNY: Nat was kidnapped!
TERRY: What?!
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