You're A Cnut | Tsukishima x Reader

7

The first set was over. Team A won the set 25-20.

Close but no cigar.

You thought in your head as your team walked over to you. You handed out water bottles and all had a two minute break, like a time out of sorts.

"Don't mind, don't mind!" you beamed at them. "We'll take the next set, and then the set after that!"

There was a collective 'yeah' around you as they all started to drink and wipe their heads with the towels provided. You doubted your own words as you headed over to speak woth some of your team members when there was a scoff. "I wouldn't be so sure, you're up next (l/n) and without Narita we're at a loss." you scowled as you whipped your head to the culprit. No doubt you knew who it was, the irritating smugness of their voice being a dead give away.

"Oh, here's an idea Tsukki," you started cheerily, a sarcastic smile ripping onto your face. This caused all of your team members to look at you both, and some from the other team too. Before you spoke, your voice contorted into one of intimidation and sadism. "How about you break a leg? Or better yet your neck?" you ended with a quiet hum and spun on your toes, twirling your fingers and skipping forward. What you said caused a series of gasps, and some snickers to emerge from the group. Grabbing a volleyball you turned to both teams and began to absentmindedly set it to yourself over and over. "I'm not the helpless volleyball airhead I just know you all seem to think I am." this caused Kinoshita to giggle and you shot him a wink. Some looked confused.

"(L-l/n)-san, we don't think that." Suga started, worry clear in his voice.

"Suga, it's cool ok? I don't mind what you think really, makes this all the more entertaining I guess." you once again began to hum as you tossed the ball to Tsukishma with some force. He barely caught it. "Wisen up pretty boy, I'm not as simple as you think."

And with that, the second set was underway.

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"Nishinoya nice recieve!"

"Gomen!"

"Bring it to me!"

The squeaks of the volleyball shoes and the pants of your team members were all you could hear as you analysed the situation. It was 1-0 to your team and Asahi had just served. Noya would obviously recieve and it would be off slightly due to the ace's force. You smirked as you watched the game in slow motion, legs bent and arms hanging loosely by your side. Tanaka was obviously going to ask for a spike but both Daichi and Ennoshita were going in for a spike, it all just depended on the eye movements of their setter. Would he bluff and set to someone else? Or would he double bluff and set to Tanaka?

"Double bluff!" you ended shouting out and your body moved fluidly, almost inhumanely. Legs swinging rapidly into position as you jumped on one foot with so much force you thought you were going to damage yourself. You paid no mind to what was happening around you and follwed both the ball and Tanaka's eye movements. 

In those few fleeting seconds you were in the air, the ball had smacked off your hand and landed loudly and forecfully on the court. The opposite side. As you and Tanaka free falled you looked into his widened and annoyed eyes with a grin. Then you landed. Due to the force of your jump, you fell on to your side and skidded across the court. You jumped up quickly and smacked your head as you walked to the court. "Double bluff? What the fuck why did I scream double bluff? That's so dumb-" your incessant rambling as your eyes met with everyone else's in the room.

"N-nice block." Hinata stuttered out, eyes wide in admiration and shock. In fact the entirety of both teams eyes were wide with shock, exempt Kinoshita of course.