Dear Ophelia,
Rest assured, I will never forget a human like you. Your family 'freaked out' because they are afraid of what they cannot understand. Church and other religious institutions have been a solace providing haven for mankind since the dawn of time. Why is it that you have attached a pejorative noise behind the idea of going to church on a daily basis?
I'm glad you liked your gift. Your wish was a tad unconventional but I put great consideration into it. You have a pure heart, Ophelia, do not change for any person.
Do you want your friends punished? I can make all of them worship you. I can give you anything, you need only ask.
Yes, I will be your friend. But I would not in normal circumstances rush into a union with mortals so it would be beneficial for both parties if you kept this on the down low.
Yours sincerely,
Satan
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DEAR SATAN
Short StoryExchange of letters between Ophelia (who misspelled Santa's name) and Satan himself.
