Dear Satan,
Sorry it took a while for me to reply, I hope you still remember me. I showed Mummy your letter, my entire family freaked out and started going to church like every day..... ew
But for the record, I did appreciate what you did to Joe. He deserved to get the lowest for his spelling test. He hardly studies and always cheats anyway. Also he became a nicer person!!! I don't hate him anymore.
I hope you aren't angry with the late reply if you still remember me. I'm not sure where to mail this letter soooo I'm throwing this into the fireplace. I hope you get it!!! ☺
I just fought with my friends and I feel lonely. Will you please be my friend?
Love,
Ophelia
YOU ARE READING
DEAR SATAN
Short StoryExchange of letters between Ophelia (who misspelled Santa's name) and Satan himself.
