DEAR SATAN,
Christmas was last year!!!! Why do you keep replying me so late? It's so annoying because I can't remember what I wrote in my last letter to you.
Hmmm, okay. I won't ask about religious things anymore. I don't think I understand half the things you said anyway hehe.
I hate Kelly because I just hate her face. Have you ever hated someone because they're prettier than you? Ugh. I heard she's going to go to the same high school as me too, PLEASE NO!!!
OMG I told dad I wanted a dog and he got me one anyway. Looks like I don't need you!!! My uncle Larry named him Blaze after his stupid weed addiction. But I kinda like the name so it's ok. What's your favorite animal Satan?
Love always,
Ophelia
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DEAR SATAN
Short StoryExchange of letters between Ophelia (who misspelled Santa's name) and Satan himself.
