Dear Ophelia,
Your parents are afraid. It is human nature to fear that which we do not understand. The only thing to fear is fear in itself, but you would do well to reassure them we no longer communicate - even if we may.
Can you do that, my child?
I am afraid Eve consigned women to this fate in eating the forbidden fruit. Are you very sure you wish to stop menstruating? You will not be able to carry child if such an event were to transpire!
Yours sincerely,
Satan
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DEAR SATAN
Short StoryExchange of letters between Ophelia (who misspelled Santa's name) and Satan himself.
