DEAR SATAN

25/12/2012

Hey Satan,

Merry Christmas!!! 🎄🎄

I never replied ur last letter but I've been thinking about it like A LOT. I made a list of questions which I hope you can answer!!

(I got my older cousin to chip in some questions too but I said I was gunna ask the pastor not you, hehehe)

1. If God knows everything, then why did he put the forbidden fruit in the garden? (He totally knew Eve was gonna eat it!)

2. How would humans be if Eve didn't eat the forbidden fruit? Like would I have my period :(

3. Can you still kill Kelly??? She just gets on my nerves now ugh

Also, I didn't get a dog this Christmas. And I really want a dog!!!!!!

Love always,
Ophelia