Dear Ophelia,
I am afraid the Bible is a book of tales written and re-written for political gain amongst other sinister reasons. You will not understand at your age. But you may ask again when you are ready.
My child, I am the God of Knowledge, I invented the languages.
Yes, I am similar to a genie, but that parallel would be embarrassing if not slightly underwhelming for I too, am the creator of genies. How are you enjoying the newfound popularity at school?
I go by many names, but you may call me Satan. And as for my age, all I can say is I am older than the universe itself.
Yours sincerely,
Satan
YOU ARE READING
DEAR SATAN
Short StoryExchange of letters between Ophelia (who misspelled Santa's name) and Satan himself.
