Dear Ophelia,
Do not worry about delayed replies. Time passes quite differently on Earth than it does where I reside. In fact, the concept of time does not exist here. I only know eternity.
Happy birthday, dear Ophelia. I see you have yet to select a name for your animal. I personally think Behemoth is a suitable name, hopefully the animal lives up to his name. Would you like to know the animal's death date?
I'm sorry to hear that you are going through so much. I am personally of the opinion that you should 'ditch' mortal company for something more tangible, more lasting. Like money. I am unfortunately not the best entity when it comes to providing empathy and support but you have my word that I will try my utmost best. You seem to be experiencing insecurity, engendered by a threat so named Kelly. If you wish to keep Tommy from pursuing Kelly, which he would, you must give Tommy something that no other human females can.
Yours sincerely,
Satan
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DEAR SATAN
Short StoryExchange of letters between Ophelia (who misspelled Santa's name) and Satan himself.
