Dear Ophelia,
You may not see it today, but someday you will see what I see. Studies are not to be neglected. This is all I can provide given your future–or lack thereof. ;)
That is a very brave move, kudos to you. If it's any consolation, Tommy does think that you are prettier than Kelly. He thinks you have very nice legs, which isn't something a child his age should be thinking, alas the mind works in ways above that which we comprehend.
You are right about being excited to travel to Greece. Your holiday there will indeed be fruitful. The Grecian mythology you know was based off real events, unfortunately, they are not as interesting as what the mortals know today, of the Greek Gods.
I hope you enjoy your new iPhone 3GS! Your parents seem to be doubtful if it is a good gift as you are quite young and it is quite an expensive phone. Take good care of the contraption, my dear Ophelia.
Yours truly,
Satan
YOU ARE READING
DEAR SATAN
Storie breviExchange of letters between Ophelia (who misspelled Santa's name) and Satan himself.
