Dear Satan,
Did you get my previous letter? PLEASE REPLY ME!!!!
I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE TOMMY LOVE ME AND STAY WITH ME FOREVER. I hate Kelly! I hate her so much!!!!
BTW yes I'm naming my bunny Behemoth!!!! I love the name, thanks Satan.
Love,
Ophelia
P.S. can you reply quicker
YOU ARE READING
DEAR SATAN
ContoExchange of letters between Ophelia (who misspelled Santa's name) and Satan himself.
