Dear Ophelia,
I guess it is now my turn to apologise for a delayed response. As mentioned prior, time passes very differently where I am than the way it passes on Earth.
Unfortunately, I cannot 'kill' Kelly, at least not on my own accord. Stripping an Earthling of their life force would create an imbalance, unless measures are taken. You may bring this up again when you are eighteen. For now, you shall drop the topic.
Perhaps you should take a step away from Thomas and focus on your human studies. Your human lives are short enough as they are, no point in dwelling on such trivial pursuits.
As for myself, my life remains the way it has been from the start. My 'life', if you can call mine a life, is akin to watching many many 'movies' at the same time. I also restore balance in the multiverse. I have grown attached to many a mortal. A large portion of a mortal's identity originated from my serpent, but it never ceases to amaze me, the quirks and the antics across different mortals.
Yours sincerely,
Satan
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DEAR SATAN
Cerita PendekExchange of letters between Ophelia (who misspelled Santa's name) and Satan himself.
