Here comes Teddy

Casually threating my boyfriend (Sixty-one)

Teddy PoV

So I walked in the front door, still buzzing from my date, and I found Georgie was actually awake on the couch, which I was very much surprised by because he loves his sleep.

"Hey Georgie, what the hell are you doing up still?"
"Next door are at it again"
"(Snorts), do they ever stop fucking each other?"
"I dunno Daddyo, wait, you look like you've gotten laid yourself?"
"Well, maybe it's because I actually did get laid by another person Georgie boy"
"Does that mean you and this Jack fella are dating now or something?"
"Yes, Detective Sherlock, yes we are"
"God Teddy I really hate your shit eating grin"
"Good, you might think twice about telling me to wear protection then you little shit"
"Meh, it probably won't be the last time I say that to you"
"(Snorts), why am I not surprised by that Georgie?"
"Because I'm very similar to you Teddy"

I made myself a cup of coffee, Georgie fell asleep on the couch, which I wasn't surprised by, and about 20 minutes later Ro walked into the living room and climbed onto my lap.

"Hi Daddy"
"Hey Baby, (kisses cheek), are you ok?"
"Yeah I'm ok, I just wanted to see if you were home yet Daddy"
"Ok Sweetheart, have you been awake long?"
"No, though the lady's screaming woke me up, Daddy is she dying?"
"(Laughs), no no the lady's not dying Bambina, I promise"
"Are you sure that she's not dying Daddy, because if she's not dying, then why is she screaming so much?"
"(Chokes on coffee), that's not something you should know about yet Baby girl"
"Are you ok Daddy?"
"Yes Darling, I'm ok, (kisses cheek) my coffee just went down the wrong hole is all"
"Ok, you sure Daddy?"
"Yeah Baby, I'm sure"
"Ok, Daddy was your date nice to you?"
"Yeah, he even walked me home"
"That does sound nice"
"Yes it is"
"Is he your boyfriend?"
"Uh, I, uh, I guess so, is that ok Baby girl?"
"Well if he's nice to you then of course it's ok because you're an adult and you can make your own decisions about adult stuff like having a romantic person, but he's not allowed to break your heart Daddy"

I was shocked to hear that come from Ro, I really shouldn't have been shocked by what she said because she's my little girl but I was.

"Tesoro, you know that it's supposed to be me threatening your boyfriends and not you threatening mine"
"Daddy, (giggles), don't be silly, I don't have a boyfriend!"
"I'm not talking about right now, you silly goose, but in the future you might have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, it doesn't matter which you have, but you'll tell me if they break your heart, so that I can give them a good talking to, ya know, ok"
"Do you want me to pinky promise?"
"Only if you want to pinky promise Baby"
"Ok Daddy, I need your pinky to pinky promise though"
"Yes, that would help you out a lot Buba, here"
"Wait, what do you actually mean by 'a good talking to' Daddy?"
"Well Baby, that will depend on how badly they break your heart"
"Ok Daddy, I pinky promise to tell you if somebody ever breaks my heart"
"Ok Sweetheart"
"Ok, so who's your boyfriend Daddy?"
"Well, uh, Uncle Jack is my boyfriend Sweetheart"
"Oh ok, he won't break your heart Daddy, I love you"
"I love you too Buba"

Ro then just casually goes back to her room like nothing had ever happened, and that's when I realised that the Addams genes are some extremely strong ones.

I then called my older brother Rueben, since I knew that he would've been awake already at that time, because he was also an insomniac, (yes a lot of the family have insomnia).

"Hi"
"Hey Teddy, what's up?"
"Well I thought that you should hear it from me rather than from rumours-"
"You haven't got another child that you didn't-"
"No no, it's only the 2 children that I have"
"You didn't know about the second child until New Year's Eve Smart arse"
"That's not the point Rueben"
"Ok ok, carry on with what you were saying then Kiddo"
"I have a boyfriend"
"What's his name?"
"His name is Jack-"
"Wait you two weren't already dating?"
"No, we weren't"
"Oh, uh, congratulations anyway kiddo"
"Thank yo- wait, you thought that Jack and I were already dating?"
"Yes Teddy, you two bicker like you were, is there any other news?"
"No no, there's no other news"
"Ok"
"I'm gonna go now"
"Alright so"

So I hung up the phone, and actually grabbed a slice of toast, since I was actually hungry for once, shocker I know.