Here comes Teddy

Off to see friends (Fourty-six)

Teddy PoV

I was lying in bed, contemplating about whether or not I should get up out of bed or if I even wanted to get up out of bed, since I had been awake a while at that point and was unmotivated as fuck to move, but Ro came in with the intention of getting my arse out of bed, so she already made that decision for me, which I actually needed that day.

"Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!, it's time to get up!"
"Ok Buba I'm up I'm up, I promise, (kisses cheek)"
"Daddy"
"Yeah Baby girl?"
"Can we go see Auntie Jade, Chloe, Uncle Jack and Sophie today?"
"What about Uncle Georgie?, we can't leave him on his own Buba"
"We can always ask him if he wants to come with us Daddy so that he's not all alone"
"(Chuckles), Ok, I'll go and ask him for you Sweetheart"

So I actually got my arse out of the bed to ask Georgie if he wanted to come with Ro and I, because we're nice people and shit, well, that and I know that if Georgie were to stay home on his own then he wouldn't eat anything, and I didn't want that to happen while he was under my care, 'cause that's not good for anybody.

"Hey Georgie boy"
"What do you want Teddy?"
"Do ya wanna come out with Ro and I?"
"Nah thanks, I'm good"
"Ok, how about I'm not leaving you here on your own Georgie"
"Why the hell not Teddy?"
"Because knowing you, you'd probably just have a lot of fucking tea to drink all day, and you also need to get out of the flat"
"But I don't wanna go out Teddy"
"(Sighs), Georgie, I know you don't want to, and to be completely honest with you Georgie, I don't want to go out either, but I also know that we could all do with getting out of the flat for a bit, you know"
"Ok Dad, I'll go"
"Good, be ready in 5, alright?"
"How about 10?"
"I'll dress you myself if I-"
"No no, you're alright, you don't have to dress me as 5 minutes is good for me Daddyo"
"I'm so glad that we're on the same page here Georgie boy"

So I went and got dressed, because clothes and shit is important for no nudity to show out in public.

5 minutes later, Ro, Georgie and I were ready to go out for the day, so we headed to the underground, because trains going around London are easier to get when getting the underground ones.

"Daddy"
"Yeah Baby"
"How long are we going to be on the train for?"
"A little while Sweetheart"
"Do you know how many stops?"
"It'll be about 10 stops Darling, ok"
"Ok Daddy"

Ro held onto my leg, because there wasn't any seats left for us to sit on, (as per usual with the underground), Georgie was fairly quiet, which was unusual for him, since he's an Addams, Georgie was quiet until it was time to get off the tube.

"Why are we here?"
"Because being social is good for the soul Georgie"
"Kinda like vegetables Daddy?"
"Yeah Baby, (laughs), kinda like vegetables"
"Vegetables and being social can go fuck themselves"
"Hey!, that's rude Uncle Georgie!"
"Yeah Uncle Georgie, that's rude"
"Yeah well, we don't get on Ro, your Da can tell you that much"
"Yeah, Sweetheart, a carrot said boo to Uncle Georgie once as a joke and ever since he doesn't like any vegetables, even though it was only the Carrot that said boo to him"

Georgie then rolled his eyes at my statement, not that I blamed him, because if it was the other way around I would've done the same, we were out of the train station.

"That's not how the story goes Teddy"
"Oh, is it not, well that's what I always thought it was"
"Look Ro, I'm going to honest and say that vegetables are too earthy for me"
"They grow from the ground with roots, that's what makes them a vegetable Georgie boy"
"I don't need a biology lesson Th-"
"What's biology?"
"It's to do with human bodies and animals bodies Buba"
"But I thought that vegetables weren't animals?"
"Yeah well Uncle Georgie got confused between biology and horticulture because he hasn't been eating"
"Why not Uncle Georgie?"
"Because I wasn't hungry Ro"
"But you could die Uncle Georgie"
"But I won't die Ro"
"Is that because you're going to eat now Uncle Georgie?"
"Yeah Ro, I will eat now"
"Good"

I felt terrible about that I let slip that Georgie wasn't eating, because I genuinely didn't mean to say that out loud, since none of us wanted Ro to worry about it, but I had a big fucking mouth.