Use one of their most traumatic memories and react it.
While your talking to them start talking to yourself. Then have a full argument with yourself while they try to calm you down. Then slap yourself. Start having a fist tho fist combat with yourself.
If they walk in on you self harming yourself smile like you need medical help. And say "it's the only way I cope." And start to laugh.
Just be like my friend Taylor and start randomly tweaking extra hard. While doing so laugh like you're on crack. It helps if you really are on crack. If your friend asks what's wrong with you say "I can't get off them drugs man." And start scratching yourself. Then start laughing extra hard and unnecessarily.
If you do these and you scare your friends go to them and apologize and say you went to rehab and that you're clean now.
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