A day at King's Island

Part 33

"Well, lookie here. Bumper Cars!" Mick said, eyeing Lindsey as they walked up to the next ride. "I'll get you for sure now!"

"Ha! You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn, let alone my car." Lindsey taunted.

"Well...allow me to adjust your way of thinking, Mate!"

"You're on!"

Stevie and John looked at each other as Mick and John ran laughing towards the entrance and followed them.

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"Darn." Lindsey said, as Stevie climbed into the car next to his. "Two bad these only seat one, I want you to share in my glory when Mick Fleetwood dies in a fiery crash."

"Sorry Lindsey, but I don't want to be bumped to pieces. I'll leave the glory to you." She said, putting on her seatbelt.

"Too bad you aren't wearing your chiffon. I could have taken one of your scarves and rode into the battle sporting the colors of my lady fair!" Lindsey said.

Stevie looked at him.

"Are you getting heat stroke and don't know it?" she asked, as Lindsey giggled.

She looked up as the ride switched on.

"Good luck, Lindsey. Don't bang the car all to Hell in your lust for glory." She said, as she took off away from him.

"Farewell, my darling, get to safety! I'll stop this rogue!" Lindsey called out as he headed towards Mick.

"Oh yeah, I'm just quivering with fear. Any minute now Mick will catch up and rape and pillage me and my bumper car!" Stevie said sarcastically to herself, as she turned and headed towards John.

She hit John on the back of his car.

"There John, you get tusked from Lindsey and now you got a tusking from me!" she called out as she turned and sped down towards the other end.

She giggled as John followed her.

"Now let me give you a tusking, dearie!" he called out.

He hit her on the side and quickly sped away as Stevie turned and followed him.

As she gained on him, she looked over and rolled her eyes as she saw Mick and Lindsey repeatedly hitting each other. She got a thought and grinned as she suddenly changed course and plowed into Lindsey's side.

She giggled and sped away as Lindsey stared at her, open-mouthed.

"TRAITOR!" he yelled as he gave chase. "And here I was defending your honor!"

"I don't need you to defend me. I can defend myself!" Stevie called out as she suddenly turned and rammed head-on into Lindsey.

"Ah! You will pay for that, you turncoat!" Lindsey cried out as he sped after Stevie.

Mick and John crashed into each other and looked around as Stevie and Lindsey chased each other around and around in a circle. They looked at each other, grinned and nodded. As Lindsey came by, Mick and John suddenly turned and joined the chase with him.

"HEY! NO FAIR! THREE AGAINST ONE!" Stevie yelled as the three men followed her.

"You guys!!" Stevie cried out as the three men pursued her around the track.

Suddenly, Mick veered off and caught her on her side. The sudden stop allowed Lindsey and John to catch up and Stevie grunted as they plowed into her front and back.

They backed up and let Stevie through. Then, when she had gotten a few feet away, they all began to pursue her again.

"GUYS!" Stevie cried out as the three men tailed her. "You guys do not play fair!"

"Oh! Let's discuss fair since you were the one that broadsided me when I wasn't ready!" Lindsey said, giggling.

"Herd her into the corner, we can bump her repeatedly there!" Mick cried out.

"Good idea!" Lindsey said. "I'll take her left side; John, you take her right."

"Arrrgh!" Stevie yelled out as the three men laughed hysterically.

"Okay, you guys asked for it." Stevie said. "Like they say in Dirty Dancing...No one puts Stevie in a corner!"

She suddenly turned and bumped Lindsey. But, before she could turn. Mick bumped her followed by John.

"Sorry, Stevie, you're outnumbered!" Mick said, backing up.

Stevie grinned as she bumped Mick's front.

"Just because I'm outnumbered means I'm gonna let you guys just bump me repeatedly." She yelled.

She grunted as Lindsey bumped her back.

"You mean like this?" he called out as he backed up.

Stevie spun around and bumped his front.

"Yeah! Exactly like that!" she said.

She grunted as John hit her side.

"Tusked you again!" he yelled out.

Stevie spun around and tried to ram him back when suddenly the car stopped.

"Heh! You won't get to get me back now! Ride's over!" John said giggling, as he undid his seat belt.

As he got up, Stevie suddenly rammed into him with her body.

"Still got to tusk ya back." She said. "Even if it wasn't with the car."

She giggled as John gave her a playful punch in the arm and they headed towards the exit.