Sidemen Oneshots

Ministar - Tough Love

A/N- hey it's been a while. I'm going to be honest here. I just felt very uninspired to write this for ages. I have just finished my exams by the time I'm trying to rewrite this for the 10th time and it's been like a year since I last wrote anything so... to those who have been patiently waiting or to those who have just stumbled across this drivel, enjoy :) By the way I have given up on warnings about swearing so, there might be some whenever I write in the future... Maybe the distant future.

(Third Person)

Simon and Vik wasn't really known as the closest out of the two sidemen. Though they lived together, they tend not to hang out together very often and actually they seem like they kind of avoid each other. The other sidemen - especially JJ and Josh have noticed this and they don't want them to drift apart or for there to be any bad blood between them. The chances of them having "secret beef"was very slim because firstly, Vik is very vocal in his opinions and beliefs to the rest if the sidemen so that was never going to happen. Secondly, Simon and Vik tend to agree with each other and stick up for one another unless the other was completely in the wrong, in which case they will join the rest of the sidemen in taking the piss out of them. Lastly, Simon and Vik do support each other alot when it comes down to anything remotely serious. It was obvious that they do in fact care about each other... So why are they so weird around each other.

The remaining sidemen decided that enough was enough and was trying to devise a plan to find out everything. After three weeks of investigation and interigation their results were nothing. Neither Vik nor Simon were willing to confess anything and boy were they stubborn. No amount of blackmail or bribery would break their defences. They are also very good at hiding anything traces of any secrecy... Though they all admit they had no idea what they were looking for. However this made the whole thing more confusing. What was so important and secretive that they couldn't even tell their own second family. It actually hurt them a bit, especially father Josh.

"What the fuck do we do now!" JJ exclaimed in fury.

"Don't ask me, nothing I've suggested had worked out at all," Ethan sarcastically retorted in agitation. The which JJ responded by kissing his teeth.

"Guys this is no time to be bickering like school kids!" Tobi shouted to overpower the children.

"I can't believe even Talia can't get anything out of him, and now she's concerned too," Josh sighed in a fustrating tone. This was truly getting nowhere.

"At this rate the only thing to make them confess is to get them so drunk that they can't even think straight and they won't remember what happened the previous night." Harry stated in just as much irritation. However he didn't think much of his statement till the other boys were staring at him eyes wide open. In a state of confusion and irritation in questioned "What now?"

"Harry you are a genius," Josh spoke in a sort of whisper that made them think that it was more him talking to himself than anything else.

"That's what we do, we'll get them so drunk, they'll have to confess." JJ declaired determined for this to work.

"Hold on, you're not actually going to make them binge drinking are you... I swear that's some sort of crime?" Harry questioned baffled.

"Of course not! We're going to go to a bar or host a drinking party for just us close friends and just encourage them to drink whilst we pretend to drink vodka when it really is just water." Tobi responded as if it was obvious.

"But Simon and Vik are responsible drinkers and Simon has a high tolerance for alcohol. How are we ever going to get them that drunk?" Josh questioned thoughtfully

"How about instead we make Simon and Vik drink a load of alcohol from a sideman Sunday video and without them knowing we would put stronger stuff in their cups than in our cups and Josh would just need to avoid getting drunk and I can be there annoncer guys hyping the event" JJ suggested.