Spideypool Oneshots/Prompts

Children

"Daddy! Daddy!" A little girl ran around Wades apartment screaming her head off.

"Jesus El what's with the yelling?" Wade strode into the room watching the girl.

"Gueesssss whooooo I sawwwww today!?!" The girl asked running up to the suited man. Wade swept the girl up faking thought.

"Gosh I don't know....BATMAN!" Wade suggested smiling at the girls giggle.

"Nope! You have a crush on him though!" The girl giggled  while poking at her fathers face.

"Huh you saw Spidey without me. How dare you." Wade chuckled poking at his daughters sides making her squirm.

"Well in celebration how about ice cream." Wade set the girl down and marched to the door. His favorite girl marching in toe.

After waiting in line Wade took his little girl to his favorite roof in the city. Wade ignored the glares and a constant people asking if El was ok. Wade was happy seeing his daughter. About three weeks a year Wade is blessed to see his pride and joy. Those weeks are his holidays, fuck Christmas or thanksgiving. He didn't even take jobs while she was with him. He smiled to himself watching the mess his daughter made. She was beautiful to him and was mentally stable luckily. Wades face fell as he began to think about his baby girls future. Without him getting to see her grow up.

" Daddy Daddy look look!" Wade snapped from his thoughts looking to what caught Els attention. None other then the finest ass he's ever seen was swinging his way.

"Wade what the hell?!?! Are you kidnapping people now?" Peter asked landing next to the duo.

" Oh so nice to see you baby boy." Wade slapped  Peter ass causing the smaller male to jump. Peter scowled at the anti hero before looking at the giggling mess with ice cream covering her face. Peter nelt down to the girl.

"Hey sweet heart whats your name?" Peter pushed a strand of hair behind her ear.

"Eleanor! But you can call me El." She chirped blushing. Peter smiled glancing at Wade who just stared.

"Hey El why are you up here?" Peter asked taking a seat next to the girl. He trusted Wade he was one of Peters best friends but if this was a job and a child got pulled into it Peter was ready to loose his mind. The girl shrugged to herself.

"I don't know daddy bought me ice cream and brought me up here." The girl looked up at Peter his mask shifting with his shocked face. Regaining himself Peter looked towards Wade.

"You have a daughter?" Peter asked slightly hurt from not knowing.

"Yup my own flesh and blood." Wade smiled at the girl. It all made sense to Peter why Wade hadn't made an innuendo yet. Peter turned his attention back to the girl who was watching the two. He pulled off his mask and tried to control his hair.

"Well it's nice to meet you El. I'm Peter." Peter gave the girl a wide grin which she happily returned and hugged the hero. It surprised Peter but he then hugged the girl back.

"No wonder daddy has a crush on you." El giggled. Wade stiffened eyes growing wide under his mask. Feeling the heat rush to his face Peter slowly turned and looked at Wade.

"Haha kids say the strangest things don't they." Wade chuckled dryly. El looked to her father eye brow raised.

"Daddy what are you talking about, yesterday after school you said that Spider man was the cutest person you have ever seen other then me. Then kept going on about him. Peter couldn't hold back the small grin the spread on his face.

"Jesus El." Wade groaned running a hand over his face.

"You really think im cute?" Peter asked turning to face the other male. El climbed onto Wades lap watching the conversation. Wade thought for a second not sure how to go about the situation. Being deadpool he just went with the way to make Peter blush the most.

"Well yes i mean look at yourself, but thats just a bonus to the fact that you have the greatest ass in the universe." Wade smirked watching Peter cover his face with his hand trying to hide the redness that burned into his flesh.

"Why couldn't you have just asked me out instead of saying stuff like that?" Peter mumbled removing his hands.

"Well I mean me and El are going ice skating tomorrow how about you join us?" Wade suggested hope in his voice as he searched Peters face for a reaction.

"Yeah okay that could be fun." Peter smiled as El cheered and ran over to peter to hug him again. While pulling away she planted a small kiss on Peters cheek.

"What why does he get all the love i was the one who bought you ice cream!" Wade pouted making the girl giggle. Peter smirked to himself and stood up he walked to Wade side. Squating down. Peter placed a quick peck onto Wades cheek.

"There happy?" Peter chuckled.

"Very."

Hi hope yall enjoyed  and if tjere should be more Eleanor let me know.... fair warning i dont know alot about her just new Wade had a Daughter. Any ways sorry if its wierd i got my wisdom teeth out so im kinda high.  Anywho dont forget to comment and suggest...

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