Spideypool Oneshots/Prompts

Tall Asshole

Peter sat on the ledge of an old building watching the busy city below. It was an easy day to patrol nothing was really happening making his life easier. He looked at the sky to see dark storm clouds towering above.

Sighing he debated on finishing patrol early and going home. As he was deep in thought arguing with himself he felt his spidey sense begin to tingle. Before he could react he felt his mask be pulled off his head.

Turning around Peter came face to face with none other then the merc with a mouth who drove him absolutely insane. Wade dangled the stolen mask in front of Peters face an obvious smirk playing beneath his own mask.

"Give it back!" Peter ordered attempting to grab it only for Wade to rip it from his reach. Wade stood up fully still using the mask to taunt the hero. Peter jumped up attempting to grab it from the other man only to have Wade hold it above his head. The older male towered over the younger one putting the mask out of Peters reach.

"Waaaadddddeeee." Peter wined beginning to pout.

" Alright Baby Boy ill give it back for... hmm...." Wade faked thinking as he watched the shorter male cross his arms over his chest.

" Oh i know ill give it back if you give me a kiss" Wade sang his smirk becoming even bigger then before. He rolled up his mask just enough to reveal his scarred lips. Peter put his finger to his chin letting out a faint hmm. Peter craned his leg backward and kicked Wade in the shin. HARD! Wade dropped the mask grabbing his leg. Peter snatched the mask from the air as soon as it came into reach.

"Fuuucckkkk!" Wade groaned hopping around on one leg.

"Couldn't you just webbed it from my hand or something?" This time Wade was the one whining.

" Well i could have...but we both know you deserved it." Peter smirked now pulling the regained mask over his face.

" And here i thought you loved me." Wade cried putting his foot down and placing the back of his hand to his forehead.

" I'M HURT!" Peter shook his head at the scene letting a small chuckle escape past his lips.

"You're an idiot." was all Peter said.

"But I'm your idiot" Sang Wade regaining himself after the surprise attack. Peter just shook his head before jumping off the edge of the building and swinging away from the merc.

"Dat ass doe" Wade mumbled to himself chuckling.

Hi again I should mention also that we might only do part of the prompts like if you can see this prompt sorta had three prompts. If you're wanting the other two prompts don't worry I have all intentions doing the other two (hopefully). However leave a comment if it is desired to have me do them it will most likely encourage me to work a little faster on it.

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