Spideypool Oneshots/Prompts

Angry Flowers

Peter hummed to himself as he trimmed leaves of a fresh bunch of flowers. Hearing the ping of the door Peter exited the back room entering the store. He expected to either find a love sick dope or a a sad family needing flowers for a funeral. It shocked him seeing a large man storming to his counter. Nervousness overcame Peter; he pulled at his sleeve of his pastel pink sweater. Realizing what he was wearing he felt even smaller compared to the man. The man slammed 20 dollars on the counter causing him to jump. The mans hood covered his face but Peter could feel the scowel on it.

"How do I passive aggressively say fuck you in flower?" The man growled at Peter.

"What?" Peter responded covering his mouth with his hand to hide his chuckle. The mans shoulders slumped reaching up to rub his face.

"I found out my bitch of a girlfriend was cheating on me so i want to tell her fuck you in flowers, something completely normal now help me out all other flower shops kicked me out." The man demanded only making Peter giggle more before his face fell in pity.

"Uh im sorry about what your girlfriend did to you, but uh is there not another way to tell her that?" Peter asked still trying to see the mans face.

"Yeah whatever..." the man grabbed his money and turned to leave. As Peter watched the man begin to leave looking defeated, guilt over came himself.

"No wait i refuse to have a unsatisfied customer,ill ill do it. I just got to do some research." The man stopped and turned around. Peter could make out a small smile on the mans face before he opened his laptop that sat on the counter looking up flowers.

"Im wade by the way."the man leaned on the counter trying to look at the screen.

"Peter" Peter responded before finding what he needed and heading towards the back of the room with out another word.

Hunting around the hidden room Peter found orange lillies and some yellow carnations as he unrolled a length of ribbon a idea popped into Peter head. A smirk forming on his face Peter snatched a marker and wrote fuck you across the ribbon. Tying it around the organized flowers. Peter carried them out to the waiting man.
"Here you are my good sir, according to the internet the lillies means hate and carnations mean disappointment...i hope this is what you wanted. This normaly isnt something i have to do so I really dont know."Peter smiled handing the flowers into a scarred hand.

"The bows a nice touch." The man chuckled.

"Here" the man handed peter a 20 and began to turn and leave.
"Its only 15 though?"

" keep the rest."

"Wait let me at least give you something." The man stopped once again waiting as Peter disappeared to only return again holding a single red rose.

"I mean if you're giving someone flowers to break up with someone... you might want a flower for when you find someone new." Peter explained handing the object to the other. Wade just smiled before leaving the store without another word. Peter stood awkwardly in his shop releasing a sigh into the silent air. Walking back into the hidden room Peter continued to trim the flowers he was working on prior to his strange customer. Peters mind began to wonder away from his task. His mind shifted to the idea of his love life as it always did when he completed a order for someone who wanted flowers for a relationship. Peter felt lonely but he would never admit it. He had friends or he should say friend but he still had one at least. It also didn't help that he didn't have any co-workers yet Peter kept convincing himself it'd be a hassle if more people worked here. His dating life didnt even exist and thats what bothered him the most.

"OUCH!" Peters mind was brought back after he pricked his finger on a thorn. Setting the flowers into fresh water he went to sit at the front counter. His shop was fairly busy but most people chose already made bouquets so he didnt have to do much. As the day slowly came to an end Peter sat on his stool tracing a pattern on the counter his hand holding his head up. The door swung open ringing the little bell but Peter didnt look up.

"Welcome." Peter greeted assuming it was some guy who forgot something and needed something last minute.

"Well hello to you to." Peter looked up hearing the voice only to find the man from before.

"Oh uh it's Wade right?" Peter asked sitting up.

"Thats my name dont wear it out." Wade responded shooting finger guns at Peter making him roll his eyes.

"So why are you back here?? Turn out that your girlfriend actually didnt cheat and now you need apology flowers?" Peter joked.

"Hardy har har. But no that bitch claimed I cheated and stormed out of my apartment...so now all her shit is in trash bags in front of my apartment." Wade leaned on the counter studying Peters face.

" A real gentleman i can tell. But if she did cheat why are you back here?" Peter asked confused. 

"I came back to see you baby boy." Wade smirked giving Peter  a wink. Even with the hood on Peter could see the gesture making his face turn red.

"I-uh what?" Peter stuttered. Wade pull a hand from behind his back revealing the rose peter had given him earlier. Returning the rose to the boy wade chuckled at how flustard Peter became.

"I really came back to askif you'd want to go out with a great guy like me?" Wade smiled down at the smaller male as Peter tried to cover his smile with his hand.

"Uh yeah sure."

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Tsundere