The Third War

Chapter Ninety Five: Zoe

"She's going to find out one of these days," I warned him, "and she's going to kill you."

Jeremy pretended to flip his long hair, "I'm Kris and I'm SOOOOO great! You see, since I can punch people," he punched the air a couple times, "I'm COOOOOOOL."

His face dropped as he crossed his arms over his chest pouting, "But also  very moody and angry."

I groaned, "This is terrible."

He gasped running over to me, "How dare you call me terrible!? But wait!" Jeremy cupped his around my face squishing my cheeks together, "You're Zoe and you can do no wrong in my eyes, but JERRY IS JUST SO AWFUL."

Thankfully, he released my face to wink at me and flex, "Even though he's so NICE and ATTRACTIVE!"

I cringed at the horror.

"HOHOHO, LOOK AT MY," Mini Jerry meowed as he was lifted into the air, "CATS! Or should I say my children." Jeremy rested the cat on his hip, "Who I love, more than an actual, human being, called JERRY."

He thankfully sat the cat down before jumping onto the bed, "But just, LOOK AT MY GLORY!"

At that moment, the blanket slipped off the bed sending him crashing into the ground with a loud groan.

"And now you're portraying Jerry again," I giggled at karma for striking so soon.

"Why must you keep me when I'm down. Honestly, that fall hurt."

"Wouldn't have hurt Kris." I could almost hear her somewhere in the background yelling, "Take that!"

"I thought it was accurate, I mean come on. You can see her doing this." Jeremy put one leg on the bed as if in a triumphant pose, "I'm just SOOO amazing."

At that moment, Kris walked in, "Way to keep up your self-esteem their Jerry."

He went deathly pale as I burst out laughing.

She gave us a weird look but accepted there would be no pointed in asking, "Anyways, I present to you your bro. Go all bromantic or whatever, I've got to get something."

Kris walked through the bathroom to get to her room.

"BROOO!"

"BROOOO!"

They commenced with being all lovey and weird as Phoebe and I just hardcore judged them. As Kris came back, they both turned to face her, "BROOOO!"

She looked at them then me.

"I have no idea."

"You can't question the bros," Jeremy told her.

"Yeah," Dustin put his arm around Jeremy, "We know what we're doing."

Jeremy peered at him, "I wouldn't go that far."

"I wouldn't go there at all," Kris muttered.

"I'm offended. I know what I'm doing seven percent of the time," Dustin stated proudly.

"And the other ninety three percent?"

He stood there in thought, "You do remember what I did the first time I met a new girl in the tunnels right?"

Kris most definitely remembered, "You skip?"

"I panic. Then next thing you know I'm doing the first thing that popped up in my head."

Jeremy again found himself curiously peering at his bro, "The first thing in your head was skipping with a random girl."

Dustin looked at him accusingly, "What would you have done if you had an encountered Kristy in the tunnels right after she'd lost Zoe?"