In which I help you with cover tips, writing tips, rant about Sirius Black (Better known as my husband) and make Banana Pancakes to help everyone get through 2018.
Okay, I was never really gone but I was just getting sick of the Prongsette Ramblings and wanted a change. Seeing as I'm addicted to a song called 'Banana Pancakes' which is my anthem of cheerfulness, I thought I'd name my new rant book after it.
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Anyway, I was just sick of the other one so in this one I'll try and give you guys my tips on writing and covers as I've been asked about it quite a bit as well as that one really good theory I had about the resurrection stone. Anyway, before we start, thought I'd just randomly introduce myself in a series of random facts which probably help you in no way whatsoever:
► I am eighteen and currently trying to juggle the fun that is A Levels as well as things I actually like ◄
► I am called Effie although I go by numerous pen names such as Eva and Prongsette. Call me whatever, I don't mind◄
► I have three dads, one mum and two siblings◄
► I sound like I'm from Downtown abbey because my family is quite posh (We own a mill in the British countryside, I only get to go like once a year) but I am very broke 99% of the time so it really doesn't help ◄
► I am constantly full of excitement and my friends take the piss out of how excited I get about things. I will be your #1 hype man to the point where you will want me to shut up◄
►Spend 99% of my time dragging friends on long 10k walks which last a day and leave everyone very tired ◄
► AND FINALLY, any Ron hate that ever appears on my profile will be instantly deleted. I'm not even playing around here, I'm done with the Ron hate and just hate in general◄
