Because It's You.

My wife is here (Mingkwan)

"There! Now!" P'Alice barks pointing to a set of potted plants.

Without hesitation P'Forth, P'Lam, and I move to the potted plants. We cower together wondering how we got ourselves into this situation.

"They seemed so normal." P'Lam says shaking his head.

"I know Pii, not once did they seem like that type but I guess there were.  They just hid it well." I say feeling very confused.

"What's important right now is that we not draw too much attention to ourselves while our wives are mad. Everything will be fine if we just wait it out." P'Forth wisely councils.

We nod our heads in understanding. We watch helplessly as our wives confront the women. If I didn't feel so bad for us I might feel bad for them. Stupid crazy women, thanks to them I may never get to have sex again.

"Tattle?" P'Alice starts. I grab P'Lam's arm and we very quietly watch the situation.

"Why would he have to tattle when I am Lam's wife? I witnessed this whole disgusting thing with my very own eyes. You really have to be one desperate whore to go after someone else's husband." She says her eyes flashing dangerously.

"Well your oh-so-faithful husbands never mentioned wives." P'Sirikit says tauntingly.

"No way Pii. We told them we were married!" I yell to P'Alice.

I shrink back when Yo turns and his eyes fix on mine. Like lasers they strike fear into my heart. I subconsciously hide behind P'Lam who laughs at me.

"Are you implying that my husband has been unfaithful?" P'Alice asks.

I can feel it from here, the hate that's radiating from P'Alice. If this were an anime there would be a black cloud with creepy eyes hovering over her.

If there is a god in heaven please don't let these women be stupid.

"Well it's not like you were here and men get lonely. We all played together. It was good fun." She says licking her lips and winking at P'Alice.

Dammit!

This sounds so awful. Why are they doing this? Even if our wives left us do they think we'd go to them? Are they insane?

"Pii, I don't understand. Why are they lying?" I ask almost crying.

I look back when I hear a squeak. P'Alice has her hand covering P'Sirikit's face and is pushing her through the lobby. Her heels clack with each step she takes accompanied by a faster tapping as P'Sirikit tries to keep up with her. 

"Whose husband did you say you played with?!" She seethes as she practically drags P'Sirikit by the face.

Her friends try to intervene but P'Kit and my Yo stand in the way.

"Sorry ladies, this isn't your fight. You have your own to worry about. Now which one of you touched that ruggedly handsome man over there? Forth raise your hand." He commands and Forth's hand goes up slightly.

P'Kit has a wicked smile on his face as he turns back to P'Aung and P'Kanda. They step back as he stalks forward. Meanwhile my Yo is watching this whole thing innocently. I know Yo his attack won't be physical which makes him extra scary.

He reaches over and grabs P'Aung in the crotch. She screams and pushes him away. She looks at him in shock and for a moment her mouth simply opens and closes. P'Kit smirks at the sight.

"I don't feel your dick?" He says.

"What? I don't have a dick you asshole!" P'Aung screams.

"Well then there you go. Ming is all about the sausage dear and you don't have it." He says matter of fact like.